Jesus Christ, Toby.

“his flesh was soft between another man’s teeth” sounds like a line from poetry about lovers who keep meeting as enemies lifetime after lifetime. but it’s actually a response to a fool mad that a hockey player got suspended 5 games for biting another player hard enough to draw blood

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

LET’S GROOVE! an ode to unsettling dance scenes

celebrate this valentines day the way god intended! cannibalize your lover!

NASA putting mice in zero-g environments is one of the funniest fucking tests anyone has ever done and I hate having to hand that to them. Put those beasts in a situation.

"EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL TO THE POINT OF STERILE UNFUCKABILITY. " 1 . // 2. // 3. // 4.

today is a national holiday