Rinatennojiandherweedsmokinggfs - Mike

Alternate ending

@funnier-as-a-system

the council has conferred and it has been decided that the most painful ages to happen to a person are 12, 17, 19, and 23

remember when we all joked about sans undertale in smash. remember when we were all like haha sans undertale in smash, imagine if he were in smash

we slept well at night knowing it was all a shitpost. we slept in deceptive peace and solitude knowing in our mortal hearts in minds that sans undertale would never actually be in smash, in any possible way

and then when dawn broke, our foolhardy hearts were forever silenced, our ignorance met with a cataclysmic force beyond our reckoning.

sans undertale is in smash

this is what happens when we try to play god

I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

Stockpile HRT now.

Cost of living tip. Play The Sims 3 on a 5 y/o laptop to heat your whole house for free

Mars.