This Is What Happens When We Try To Play God

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

thinking about how funny the original concept of the sigma male was. ‘’Yeah, there’s another secret class of men even cooler than alphas. They’re cool because they don’t date girls and don’t have charisma or leadership qualities. That’s what I am”

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

Mars.

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

how to fix my life without leaving my bedroom or engaging with anything or anyone ?

inkopolis civilian: marina why did ur gf descend onto the turf war map and shriek, killing my team instantly

marina:

it's too bad smoking is expensive and bad for you and everyone around you because we will never be able to replace the specific intimacy of lighting someone else's cigarette for them