Thinking About How Funny The Original Concept Of The Sigma Male Was. ‘’Yeah, There’s Another Secret

I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

are they just advertising asthma

they're not natural but those underground tunnels full of pipes and wires beneath cities are a type of biome to me

asking myself “could i feasibly parkour in this?” before buying an article of clothing. 

It’s coming

celebrate this valentines day the way god intended! cannibalize your lover!

oh my god im going fucking crazy *continues to live exactly the same*