are they just advertising asthma
I was in the Slenderman game, and I was walking around finding the pages, trying to avoid him when suddenly I saw a patch of sunlight that was shining on a little cottage house and out pops Slenderman in a grandma-like frilly pink apron and holding a watering can, pouring the water over his plants. I thought to myself, “If THIS was the side of Slenderman the media saw we wouldn’t be hating on him,” and then I woke up.
judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"
delicate creatures who die of colic but love spicy curry. the world is cruel.
i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now
my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored
American prisons still love a good torture degree.
You get an email from “Bear”. Just Bear. The subject line is “Just Imagine”. You open it and it is a picture of a salmon and nothing else