Y'all, Imagine Armin Had A Daughter And Named Her Amber. Amber Alert Amber Arlert.

"Witness the great Fitzgerald" –Francis Fitzgerald (BSD)

Save this gif and do with it what you like

I don't know if this is an unpopular opinion but so far, Gabi Braun is my least favorite character in Attack on Titan.

I don't know why, but I just got the sudden urge to read Lord of the Flies. I hope it's better than I remember. I read it sophomore year of high school for English class and hated it. That might've just been because I was forced to read it. Eh, who knows?

January 22nd,

Happy birthday to Katai Tayama of the Armed Detective Agency.

Me: Gets an F on my English essay.

My dad (mad): I can't believe you got an F on your essay!

Me: Damn bro, that's crazy. But....did I ask?

Srsly, tho. I'm prolly boutta get an F on my essay. It's supposed to have something to do with the required summer reading book for English class. But like, I didn't even read the book. How the fuck am I supposed to do an essay on a book I haven't even read? School's crazy, you guys.

Hot take: Presidential debates are stupid and only exist to give the internet clippable moments from candidates.

"Who won the debate?"

No one. No one won. The person who did the best was the one who people are sharing a clip of around the internet. They're a joke.

February 3rd,

Happy birthday to Thirteen.

Reblog if you're a person who can find something to complain about for pretty much anything.

South Park fans of Tumblr, help me with something. So we all know that in S25, it's revealed that his name is "Tolkien" and not "Token", so why in S9 Ep 3 does he sign his name as "Token"?

Damn, didn't mean to hit a nerve. Yes, I'm fully aware people are allowed to like whoever they want, and I support that. Like whoever you want. If it wasn't obvious already, this is mainly just a rant about Floch, as people have made about pretty much every other character.

I began with "I never understood why..." not "People like Floch and that's dumb..." I put it that way to say that 1) there are many Floch fans, 2) just like most other characters in and out of AoT, that's fine and to be expected, but that 3) I'll just never understand all the hype about him, as he seems like a character who's actions many people would dislike.

Hope that helps.

Imma be totally honest, I never understood why people liked Floch Forster. Like, there are a small handful of moments where I will root/cheer for Floch, but that's about it. The only consistent thing I like about him is his English dub VA, b/c he also voices Reki from Sk8 the Infinity.

"Oh, well he's a well-written character."

. . . how?

"Like, his character development is pretty good."

Oh yeah, right. He goes from an overconfident and then annoying jackass rookie in season 3 to an extreme nationalist jackass who imprisons or kills anyone who disagrees with him or does something he doesn't like in season 4. . . great character development.

Like, fr, as much as I dislike Gabi, I actually cheer every time I rewatch s4, and she shoots his ass and he falls into the water. . . which he ends up surviving, only for Mikasa to shoot her ODM gear into his neck. . . which I also cheer whenever I watch.

Screw Floch. Normally, I'd give hot male characters a break due to pretty privilege, but Floch isn't hot enough to catch a break from me.