At First I Thought I Was God, Now I Realise I'm Erotic Flesh Jesus. This Is Because I Can Hear The Spider.

hey baby, are those ants in your pocket or is your dick foraging for sustenance?

Wouldn’t it be fucked up if when you commit a crime they put you in the smoother

hoooooooi chug monstor engy before bed now cannot s;leeep,,,,,,,,,,,,, mistake!

My dick bendy like a silly straw

So; come here often?

I despise you.

Are you getting a divorce?

reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved

freaking it demented style in the club

This just feels like an argument between a married couple who are soon to be divorced

List Challenges

Tumblr's 101 Favorite Films

this is just what i casually observed as the overlap between popular tumblr users top 100/150 lists how many characters does this thing

I did 20 popular tumblr users' "Top 100/150 Movies" listicles and compiled the top 101 that reoccur frequently <3