So; Come Here Often?

For the vast majority of my life i thought the reason people drank milk after eating chocolate goods to stop the burning in their mouth. turns out I'm allergic to chocolate and this is not normal.

You’re telling me a Panera bread this man?

I thnink one day I’m going to lose my left eye? Throughout my life I have had the strong sense that it should not be there and. In my dreams I am frequently blind in that eye or get blinded, one time I woke up and it was still closed. I instinctually close that eye when focusing on things. I am posting this so in like 15 years when I lose it I have proof I knew

something that scares me is what if those giant squids in the ocean turn evil. like malicious and shit. what fucking chance do i stand against any squid let alone a giant one. i cant even swim

"my computers overheating-" your computers in heat?!😍😩🤯🫣✨💋✂️💖✨💕

In the mansion, straight blanchin’ it. And by “it” haha well… let’s justr say… my girl

Despite all the railings it has received, my dick has yet to be OSHA approved.

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aknow how plastic dino soars are made of real dinosaurs(bc oil)? I wanna do thaat to my me when i die. Lil plastic ratty boy made from moy corpse oil

It therefore it is☺️