They Say War Never Changes, But I Remember Being Told Of A Time When Knight's Murder Was Something To

sorry about the hiatus, have a Blahaj as a consolation.

Guess who got some new garters! My friend took this at the mall so if I look shy, that's why.

OH MY FUCKING GOD I NEED 20 DOLLARS RIGHT NOW

welcome to the first horny and (mostly) mentally stable post of mine. enjoy my ass.

here's some more 40k stuff because I didn't realize i liked it that much. the helmet was my attempt to make a primaris style mouth plate for chaos because i didn't realize that already existed.

some more old doodles, the one on the left was based on 40k iron warriors. I have no idea what I was doing on the right.

could someone, for the love of ALL THAT IS HOLY, MAKE MORE PANIC AU SHIT. I have been starving for Murder Drones content ever since the Og series ended, and the panic au scratches an itch that is ADDICTING

I know this is supposed to be my silly ha-ha cock and balls account, but I am in that "what am I doing with my life"/"what SHOULD I be doing with my life" phase and I need some advice. what job should I try for? I wanted to be a soldier for the longest time but the whole military industrial complex can be just a tad horrifying (please see Smedley butler). and I was considering being a law enforcer but then I thought "what if there's another ruby ridge, I don't wanna pull that trigger". what I'm trying to say is, anyone got any ideas beyond "fuck it p.m.c. time"

it occurs to me that I have been awfully sane as of late, so I have decided to start sharing my backlog of old paranoid doodles

I FINALLY GOT SOME THIGH GARTERS

how do I look?