Sorry About The Hiatus, Have A Blahaj As A Consolation.

some more old doodles, the one on the left was based on 40k iron warriors. I have no idea what I was doing on the right.

I know this is supposed to be my silly ha-ha cock and balls account, but I am in that "what am I doing with my life"/"what SHOULD I be doing with my life" phase and I need some advice. what job should I try for? I wanted to be a soldier for the longest time but the whole military industrial complex can be just a tad horrifying (please see Smedley butler). and I was considering being a law enforcer but then I thought "what if there's another ruby ridge, I don't wanna pull that trigger". what I'm trying to say is, anyone got any ideas beyond "fuck it p.m.c. time"

Update: I am no longer suffering from undiagnosed suicidal ideation.

Just warning you I had no idea what to post this week so have this ANCIENT comic I made for art class.

Sorry if the line work was hard to understand, this was a passion/practice project and I sort of forgot to make it look good

sorry to my 2 followers for being gone so long; I was binge watching the German dub/sub of murder drones.

Has anyone decoded what soos says when he is possessed by bill on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com, I don't have the book yet, so I am just curious if anyone broke this new cipher. The pic above is what he says btw

could someone, for the love of ALL THAT IS HOLY, MAKE MORE PANIC AU SHIT. I have been starving for Murder Drones content ever since the Og series ended, and the panic au scratches an itch that is ADDICTING

welcome to the first horny and (mostly) mentally stable post of mine. enjoy my ass.

OH MY FUCKING GOD I NEED 20 DOLLARS RIGHT NOW

I FINALLY GOT SOME THIGH GARTERS

how do I look?