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My dad has this on his christmas playlist, and it catches me off guard every time. It also doesnt help that he starts playing christmas music in august

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

The nostalgia is hitting.. thanks for the things

My blog is for things. Anyone have any?

AND WHAT ABOUT IT!

''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

Damn, I need some estrogen. Like desperately…

Tumblr is if the game of mao was a website

After watching this year's game awards, i've come to the conclusion that i just spent ~4 hours watching ads for triple A games i don't care about, just to see a triple A game win game of the year

"______ is part of a balanced breakfast" well what if I don't want that? What if I want an unbalanced breakfast? A broken, absolutely busted breakfast? How will this affect the breakfast meta?

Remember, the only difference between a fed and FexEx is that when you kill a FedEx driver you get to take two prize cards instead of one.

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Minecraft movie spoilers out of context