Soup No Bowl

what if it were all just a dream

Anti-piracy ad from 2004

Saying "It's true, i was there" is the single funniest thing to add to an argument, with it getting funnier the less "there" you could have been

Yippeeeeeeee elon is stepping down from doge!!!! Also it's april second so no funny business this is for reals

Harry potter is the one series i can get behind having the edgelord interpretation of "It's all a dream, harry's in a coma". Like,, it's weird how many plot holes that would fix.

Is sharpie mtg a form of blackout poetry? It's definitely an art form, but to what extent?

I like to play a game, called "how little effort can i put into my post without it being noticeable.

in the dominos pizza, Straight up "new yorkin it." and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My pizzas

I summon you to fulfill your oath

hi tumblr im back (thank u to oomf for putting me on this)

"You say you're an edgelord, and nobody bats an eye. I call myself the lord of edging, and society,, society goes wild."

Bitches want me for my 5 million power in rise of kingdoms