In Order For A Car To Be Classified As A Sports Car, It Has To Beat Lebron James In A Man Vs Machine

Is that why my ice cream joker loses 5 chips each hand?

Bitches want me for my 5 million power in rise of kingdoms

I summon you to fulfill your oath

hi tumblr im back (thank u to oomf for putting me on this)

Why tf were none of you going to tell me i had a typo in my description bog thing this whole time?! Grrrrrr...

My friend group always calls this card Ejaculantern, and i think that's funny enough to belong on my blog

Today's Card Is: Jack-o'-Lantern

you see., trump is called a dictator. Because he puts his dick. In the potater

Going for a reeses puffs build to synergize with the recent buff to maple syrup. Unfortunately my build is 4X weak to fresh produce but the economy's fucked so I don't have to worry too much about that right now

"______ is part of a balanced breakfast" well what if I don't want that? What if I want an unbalanced breakfast? A broken, absolutely busted breakfast? How will this affect the breakfast meta?

So, were any of you going to tell me that hatsune miku is the voice of nyan cat or was i just supposed to have already known that?

Deltarune + silksong announced on the same day is cool and all, but we have the ability to make this another barbenheimer. A deltasong if you will.

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either