I Desire Freedom From The Dad Jokes

Rin, rubbing his temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.

Isagi: But Rin, we don't smoke.

Rin: Cut the crap, Isagi. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Rin: *points at Bachira* One! *points at Isagi* Two! *points at Chigiri* Three! *points at Reo* Four! *points at Nagi* Five!

Rin: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers!

Chigiri: *puts a cigarette in Rin's hand*

Rin: Thank you. ...Light?

The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

TGJFSGJGDDUK WHY’RE THEY ALL SO CUTE

Thanks to the quarantine, I now have an absurd amount of time to get around to watching shows that I always meant to watch. And in my case, that means watching the iconic title Death Note more than 10 years late in under 4 days. 

Here you find a compilation of the dumb joke stuff I’ve produced in the past week. These boys think too much.

Addendum: The furry fakeout plotline has been extended.

ok happy ending, they need it

 Guys…I have made an amazing discovery. (Watch with sound on).

Lmaoo

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

Tmyfiictrwiemya

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

ok happy ending, they need it