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May we se baby cigarette costume

running multiple blogs is so stressful man at any point i could accidentally reblog baby cigarette costume onto here and not notice

Guess who’s the better actor🙉😅behold a snippet below that I wrote about their escapades as a fake couple🤭

Both immortals were struggling to keep the beaming smiles on their faces after virtually every member of the party had come by to gush over their freshly announced “partnership”. When another celestial being finally bid them farewell, they both unlocked their arms and breathed long sighs of relief. Wukong ran a hand over his face.

“No one told me fake dating would be this exhausting.”

Macaque shared the sentiment but gave off an air of concern.

“Are we…too good at that?” he said hesitantly, spinning on of his rings in thought.

Wukong dropped his hand and regarded him questioningly.

“At what?”

He did not receive an answer because a very excited party member appeared before them babbling on about how adorable they are as a couple. As if rehearsed, both of them latched back onto each other, Mac placing a hand on Wukong’s chest and leaning their heads together as they grinned at the stranger like two lovestruck idiots.

Thankfully they departed quickly, leaving the pair still locked in close and Wukong suddenly realised what the other had meant. Their faces dropped and their casual pose became rigid as they both froze in embarrassment.

“…that”, Mac concluded stiffly and was the first to retreat to his own space.

Wukong tried clearing the awkwardness out of his throat and waved a dismissive hand in the air while avoiding any and all eye contact.

“Nah, I mean, it’s for the sake of the mission, right? That’s…why it comes so naturally.”

He didn’t see Mac’s face fall ever so slightly at his words.

“Right…”

My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."

Survival

TGJFSGJGDDUK WHY’RE THEY ALL SO CUTE

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

Biblically accurate bbygurl

Biblically phone Kim Dokja opens his mouth a cute phone dingle music is played

He talks in the number tones

AU in which Light dumps Misa and stays with L (for hmm investigation purposes) and in revenge she starts drawing very explicit L/Kira doujinshis but L and Kira in her stories always have Light's and Ryuzaki's faces

And then one day Light visits his family and sees those beautiful covers in Sayu's room

*cover drawings are based on the cover of Okane ga nai by Toru Kousaka and Liberty Liberty by Hinako Takanaga

The cockroach was ICONIC