The Clip I Saw With Andy Makes Concerned He's Gonna Die. Pls Don't Let My Baby Boy Die.

I have the biggest crush on Indiana Jones right now. I want him to use that whip of his on me

Never knew until my dad pointed it out that these two are the same person

posting this..as someone with autism

fourth of July is a nightmare for me.

Matthew Lillard as serial killer, David Roy Turner in Criminal Minds

A lot of people are probably gonna hate on me for this but I need to get this out there.

I absolutely despise valentine’s day with a burning passion. You might be about to type a whole spiel in the comments of whatever but hush, i have my reasons.

Reason #1:

It’s a fucking pointless holiday…

It’s just a ploy by capitalists to make you spend more money on useless items coloured in shades of pink (🤢) for someone you’ve been together with for whatever amount of time and buy expensive chocolates in a heart shaped box (that you could probably get more of if you just buy the regular assortment and not the heart shaped box one).

Reason #2:

It’s stupid to have one SINGULAR day to show someone that you love them. As if there isn’t, oh idk, a whole 364 days that you could show that? “Oh but that makes it all the more special!”

Stfu, no it doesn’t and you should know that. If you want to spend a day to show someone how much you care about them then you can schedule something ahead of time with your partner(s). Plus there’s also things like birthdays and anniversaries that you could use to show someone how much you love them.

(Which kinda brings me to the next one.)

Reason #3:

It’s one of the worst universal holidays to ever exist. Why? Because it’s only beneficial to those who are actually able to spend time with their partner(s) on this day (that you could do any other time of year).

If you aren’t able to be with your partner(s) and/or don’t have one(any) at all, then you’re just left in the dust while those around you are with the one(s) they love.

By the way, I ain’t tryna diss anyone who prefers to be by themselves and/or likes being single around this time of year (more power to ya). This is literally just me spilling my brains on how I feel about this time of year.

Anywho, I’m done for right now. I’m almost done with the Big Boy one shot btw. I’ve been rly busy with work lately and haven’t gotten the chance/had the motivation to finish it up.

-Syd out!

Look at this dilf of a man

Pls fuck me in my bed as you stab me baby.

yeah, that's right I'm a slasher fucker, deal with it.

FNAF MOVIE

I give the movie a 6/10...it could have been a little better but it wasn't horrible

Spoilers ahead

Uh but Vanessa though...she's William Afton's duaghter. So that's a thing in this movie.

Also I feel so bad for Mike because he lost his brother and he was a kid at the time when he lost him. Poor Mikey.

I need to stop crushing on the most evil, horrible, sadistic fictional characters to exist. I can't keep questioning my morals.

I think it's pretty obvious who I'm talking about, by my profile name, but here's a picture of this evil bitch anyway

Now excuse me as I go think about my life choices.

*chuckles* my cos pony is in danger

Micheal Myers Cult by my Laurie Strode