....I'd Have Two Nickels

Saw a job posting yesterday that required "proficiency in ChatGPT"

the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

I lived in a third story apartment my last year in Kansas and the tornado sirens went off and I just went about my homework because what are you gonna do lol

i've said this before but it's so crazy that some of you just grew up with tornadoes. if i saw one twister snake down from the clouds in front of my physical eyes i would become a mad priest for the rest of my life. and people from kansas are just like "lmao yeah that's why we had basement prom that one year" or whatevr

found footage horror movie where the guy filming is a landlord trying to sell a haunted house, filming the property and frantically trying to quickly pan away from all the obvious ghost activity with less and less success

Minimum once a week I have the exact thought process of "Remember children of earth? Probably one of the most insane pieces of television I've ever watched. Anyway"

I've made these like 7 times they are also delicious

nobody thinks its funny. supernatural official cookbook bobby's boozy balls. bobby's boozy balls combines two of bobby's favorite things. drinking AND????????????????????????????????

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

you don’t get him like i do