Saw A Job Posting Yesterday That Required "proficiency In ChatGPT"

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

Doctor Who text posts: Twelve edition – pt. 9

I can’t believe this monster hunting show ended as christianity fanfiction

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

jack harkness meets the 12th doctor and he goes oh you took that face to remind you of the time you let down me and every child on earth. and the doctor goes ??? no you see one time there was this volcano-