When They Say Some Really Sexy/kinky Shit And Hit You With The ":3!" After

Anti-Tesla graffiti seen in Berlin

I'm more than twice your age, princess. I know you get good grades on your little multiple choice tests. I itemize My taxes, make decisions on when to exercise stock options, and negotiate vendor contracts. you present to your class. I present to the board of directors of a publicly traded company.

Shhh, princess. you just need to smell nice, dress like a slut, style your hair, and paint your nails. you're not here to think. Now take your panties off.

Love a hypersexual yapper that's also a silly goose

THE RINGSSSS ...

"sit on my lap and play horsie with daddy" is so. umf. so gross n disgusting n icky n weird. im gonna cum whimpering tjhinking abt it

saying “but im just a little girl!!!” when big sis touches me, she said “that makes it even better” and i wowowowowowumwow

whenever me and my ex boyfriend argue i start reciting his social security number out loud because i have it memorized for some reason and that’s really funny to me

having to transfer schools cus ur og school doesn’t allow for certain prelaw programs SUCKS🙁

finally being legal acc feels so relieving like damn I don’t gotta convince a 40 year old im 18 anymore yay