⭒ Zhongli, Childe, And Kaeya: Meeting Your Awful Parents ⭒

That’s how you talk to the 🎀𝓑𝓻𝓸𝓼🎀

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OOFT. As soon as I saw you asking for thirst posts I came running. Imagine Bakugou being busy all fucking day, ignoring you. So as he finishes his workout for the day with Kirishima he checks his phone to see you’ve sent him a lewd photo. Imagine how red his cheeks would be as he opens it in public in front of his friend. Boy might run straight into the locker room, palming himself at the thought of you- 🥵🥵🥵

You’re such a saint you know that?

(つ≧▽≦)つ

…..

To be honest, he probably forgot the had a girlfriend until the moment he opens that message and he feels his soul exit good body. 

He’s hot sweaty and hyped up on testosterone, you’re really sending him a picture of your pussy soaking through your panties? It’s so wet the material is practically sheer, he can see it clinging to your clit with your hands inches away telling him you’ve been getting off while he’s away. In an instant he’s thinking about the lewd gasps you always make when you touch yourself for him and the obscene sound of your poor little pussy being fucked it Oblivion by your own fingers. That wet sound of your slick bring rubbed over your clit an-

“You okay bakubro?”

Then he remembers that Kirishima is in the same room as him, directly behind him to be exact as the redhead comes to check on him. Bakugou is in immediate feral mode barking and growling at his best friend to back the fuck up in fear that he’s seen what’s meant for his eyes only. And then when he notes how red his face is he looks angry enough to die on the spot from a rise in blood pressure. 

“OF COURSE I’M FUCKING RED YOU DUMBASS, WE’VE BEEN SPARRING FOR TWO HOURS!”

 He’s literally raging with white eyes for a good five minutes before Kirishima backs off the other side of the gym to bench press. Then Bakugou takes the opportunity to scurry of into the day end of the locker room only to see you’ve sent him a video of this playing with yourself and that’s when he loses all self-control. 

He’s in a stall with the bottom of his shirt in his mouth, a hand down his pants are the video playing, matching the furious pace of your fingers diving into your cunt until he comes all over the phone. Bakugou doesn’t respond to your messages when he’s done, he tucks his cock back in his pants and excuses himself from his without session with Kirishima telling him something has come up. Then he’s like a bat out of hell, trying to get home as soon as possible so he can fuck you into the mattress until you’re sobbing as a punishment for distracting him. 

childe scenario – after the golden house

you, an ex-fatui executive, decide against your better judgment and tend to the wounds of the near-dead 11th harbinger following his duel at the golden house.  spoilers for the 1.1 archon quest.

gender-neutral reader.  enemies to lovers  soft spot syndrome.  sfw, but contains mentions of blood/injury.  also childe briefly in foul legacy armor.  canon-divergence.  2669 words (nice).  

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genshin characters and what clans they were in during primary school

wolf clan: - razor (duh) - xinyan - bennett - diluc - chongyun - beidou

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POV: your professor might set you up with the cute boy who keeps staring

a/n: modern au genshin x dating or crush. it’s a different writing style than my norm but someone might like it who knows

CHILDE - lies about knowing how to use chopsticks until it’s sushi as the first date. bites on your lips when they’re chapped and acts like he doesn’t lick them because it tastes of strawberry. drops his fork in restaurants on purpose to make you feed him. has a diary of love poetry for you that his siblings found underneath sofa pillows. shutting each other up by kisses. running hugs that seem to make the whole world be forgotten. benches that creek more than normal under his weight when you’re wrapping up his wounds. convincing him that getting a perm is a terrible idea. passwords that are your birthday.

KAEYA - hums songs from your playlist. convinces your little brother that he’s secretly hugh jackman. hair that whips in your face when he gets too excited. making you not see his (real) smiles by turning to kiss you. pulling out ear buds to peck you “goodbye”. fake sleeping in the car when he’s on shotgun so you’ll carry him bridal-style home. making sure his alarm doesn't wake you up. photo albums of the way you laugh and has an explanation on why they should all take up storage. failed sketches of you that albedo asks if it’s supposed to be a horse. klee asking you to become her aunty because you make kaeya’s smile dimples.

ALBEDO - replies with way too many compliments on classroom discussion board posts you’ve written at 1 AM. klee finding sketches of you around the house and recognizing you when at the park. rehearsed conversations with kaeya even though his apartment neighbors can hear through paper thin walls. heart stopping when you call on him to read the next paragraph. stumbling over phrases at his final presentation when you offer him a thumbs-up. running to your side when he hears that you might need pencil lead that he oh-so-conveniently has. asking your best friend if you prefer coffee or ocean sunsets. signing up for the school musical-play after you do even if he can’t survive karaoke.

ZHONGLI - makes childe donate money to him because he wants to impress you with the oh-so-little change in his bank account (and doesn’t work when you’re now laughing about the check bouncing). responding to texts with periods and punctuation. hugging you when he needs to ignore paperwork for a while. calls because a rock reminds him of you. complains about someone in the funeral parlor acting like a gemini. makes pinterest boards. two photos on instagram and they’re both blurry pictures of you. refills your pen ink even if you mention it being the slightest bit sloppy. stares at you across the room and gets caught by the professor too often.

XIAO - smuggling snacks into the library because you got hungry while studying. cries when your younger brother and him don’t necessarily get along. strategizes on how he can convince your older sister to write him a letter of recommendation for your dad’s approval. kisses you with inexperience but confidence that you’re the one. convinces you to look at untied shoelaces before kissing your forehead. only wears the sport shoes you bought him two years ago to track practice. asking you to drive him at 2 AM to Taco Bell because it’s really just an excuse to see you. catching him sketching in notebooks if it’d look nicer when he takes your last name.

DILUC - telling him to loosen his steps when you’re dancing at midnight. shared breath mints from Costco. stealing the blanket at night and offers you his morning voice in return. learns morse code to spell out “i l-o-v-e y-o-u”. pays for your premium quizlet account. tells you his Netflix password. buying boots without that high of a heel so you’ll have an easier time kissing him. stops snoring so loudly when you complain about it. kicks kaeya’s seat aggressively when kaeya calls shotgun while you drive.

50 To 100 years!!!!!

The Picture I Used:

tartaglia but with a gun ✨

HOW THE MORTALS DO

— CHARACTERS :: Xiao x Adeptus!Reader.

— SUMMARY :: You have always been fascinated by the mortals and their traditions, and Xiao can't help but take notice of this. So, he surprises you with a typical human tradition when they like someone.

— WARNING :: None.

You sat perched on a roof top, watching with the utmost interest as a young woman recieves a flower from a handsome man. She takes the flower in her fingers, a smile gracing her lips as she looks up to meet the mans eyes. He says something you're unable to hear, but whatever it was made the woman smile even wider before throwing her arms around his neck and kissing the man. "Oh!" You look the other way, up at the stars before glancing back and seeing their hands now linked together and walking away. "Hmm... Mortals are so fascinating." You stand up, stretching out your limbs before deciding to return to Xiao, who's likely waiting at the Wangshu Inn for you.

"Were you waiting long?" You call out, stepping next to your fellow adeptus.

"No." Xiao's eyes don't leave the horizon. "...Where were you?"

"At Liyue Harbor," You tell him, "Watching the mortals! I witnessed something so intriguing! A man gave this pretty woman a flower," you glance at him, trying to watch his face for any reaction but it remained neutral. "And then they kissed!" His nose crinkled in disgust.

"Why?"

"Why did they kiss?" He nods and you hum, leaning against the wooden railing. "I think... Because they love each other." You weren't looking, but his eyes widened a fraction. Love. That was something that had been on his mind for quite sometime now. He swallowed down the want to ask for more- what is love? why was he so fascinated with it suddenly? was it the warm feeling he got in his chest when he saw you?

"I don't understand your fascination with them." He says quietly, eyes falling to the scenery below. "Don't you ever get bored of their interactions?"

"You just don't see it the way I do." You pout, looking over at him. "I wish you could see them through my eyes, then you'd see how captivating they are! I wish I could recieve a flower from someone who loves me..." You grumble, looking back at the horizon, the moment from earlier filling your mind.

"Mmm..." He looks over at you, thinking for a moment before deciding to leave for the night. "Let's meet tomorrow. Here, same time."

"Wait-" Before you got the chance to ask why he was suddenly leaving, Xiao disappeared. You sigh, grumbling about how he always seems to leave a little too early for your liking.

But, just as he asked, you returned to the inn the following night. Returning to the top balcony of the Wangshu Inn earlier than normal, you found he wasn't there. "Hm, he's always here before me..." You wait a while longer, not recognizing his presence until he spoke up.

"Y/n?" You jump at his voice, turning to face him- You go to scold him only to stop and stare at him with wide eyes. Although trying to act nonchalant as he holds out the Qingxin flowers, Xiao's heart is pounding against his ribcage. "These are for you." Your eyes swirl with adoration as you take the flowers from his hands, your fingers sparking with electricity as they graze his fingertips. You giggle, smelling them like you've seen the mortals do.

"Xiao! Thank you!" You smile brightly, looking up at him to see his ears and cheeks are tinted red. You hum, taking a step forward and cupping his cheek gently before pressing a kiss to the other one. You take a step back and you can almost see the steam that radiates off of him.

"I-It was nothing," he looks the other way, unable to meet your gaze. "Yesterday you said you wanted flowers, and I just happened to see them."

"Is that so?" You pluck one of the flowers off of the stem and then placing it behind his ear. "Oh wow," You whisper, "You're so pretty, Xiao!" Maybe you wanted to give your fellow adeptus a heart attack or maybe you were entirely oblivious to how he was affected by your actions, but either way, Xiao was trying his hardest to act unaffected.

"You..." He huffs, plucking the flower from behind his ear and tucking it behind yours. He softens a bit, "It looks better on you." Your pretty sure your cheeks are on fire after that, and now its your turn to look the other way. You clear your throat, wondering if you should say what was on your mind or not but before you could Xiao spoke. "These mortal customs aren't... aren't terrible."

And you couldn't deny that you agreed. Instead you leaned forward, and with a coy smile you say, "Shall I teach you some more then?”

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