That’s How You Talk To The 🎀𝓑𝓻𝓸𝓼🎀

uraraka: you don’t think i can fight because i’m a woman

bakugou: i don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. for what it’s worth, i don’t think all might could fight in that dress either

all might: perhaps, but i would make a radiant bride

Albedo: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Amber: What if it bites me and it dies?

Albedo: Then you're poisonous.

Jean: What if it bites itself and I die?

Albedo: That's voodoo.

Noelle: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Albedo: That's correlation, not causation.

Lisa: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Kaeya: That's kinky.

Jean, shaking her head: Oh my god-

Rex Lapis dull

I want him

⭒ childe/reader: killshot ⭒

oh god, can you make my heart stop?

hit me with your kill shot, baby.

i mean it, so serious.

- killshot, magdalena bay

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this one’s for you killshot anon (blows you a kiss) thanks for the brainrot i haven’t been able to stop thinking about enemies to lovers childe for DAYS

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pairing: childe/reader

characters: childe

genre: fluff?? idk what to classify this as

word count: 599

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The sound of your weapon clattering to the ground is an all-too-familiar one. Getting tossed to the ground has you gasping, the impact knocking the breath out of you.

“I win.” His goading voice reaches your ringing ears. “Again.”

You’re not sure how many times this is now, but you expect what happens next; Childe’s towering figure casting your own crumpled one into shadow. Every time, you get better. Every time, you think you’ll finally win.

Yet, every time, the bastard manages to beat you, that damned smirk never leaving his stupid, stupid face.

He prowls ever closer, and you can feel the thumping of his boots through the floor.

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bakugou: i'm just saying, next time i'm gonna get you

midoriya: i'm just saying, i beat you twice

bakugou: the first time was a tie

midoriya: and the second time?

bakugou: ...there were no witnesses the second time

au where everything is the same but they have phones

happy 420

⭒ zhongli, childe, and kaeya: meeting your awful parents ⭒

request for anon: I’m not sure if this is too dark of a request, but if it is, feel free to decline! Can I please request headcanons with Zhongli, Childe and Kaeya were they finally met the reader’s parents/family after some time of dating, and quickly realize that they treat reader badly? (like telling them they’re weak or unintelligent, saying they’re shocked anyone would date them, etc). Just some good old angst. Again, sorry if it’s too much. Take care (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

oh anon… trust me, you’ve done nothing but give me a chance to project. this is nowhere near too much for me, no worries!!

this did end up more hurt/comfort than angst so i hope thats ok!!!

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pairing: zhongli, childe, and kaeya x reader (separately)

characters: zhongli, childe, kaeya alberich

genre: hurt/comfort

word count: 1525

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zhongli

⋆ ever the gentleman, he’s been waiting to meet your family for quite some time

⋆ you’ve been hesitant to allow it, but finally tell zhongli your parents have invited the two of you over for dinner; he’s delighted, but his mood dims when he senses your apprehension

⋆ however, you don’t say anything about it. so he assumes you’re just worried about what their first impression of him will be

⋆ the evening arrives, and it becomes very apparent very quickly that that’s not what you were worried about

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