There Are Very Few Things In This Life That I Love More Than The Headcannon That Hannibal Was The One

For the few months after Hinata's birthday where he was 18 and Kageyama was still 17 everytime they kissed or talked about dates and romance-couple shit during practice Tsukishima would just yell at the top of his lungs "SO I GUESS HINATA IS A FUCKING GROOMER NOW"

Dipper with severe anxiety is a headcannon so dear to me. Stanley doesn't really get it, but he remembers that his brother occasionally used to shake like that, and his breathing would also, out of nowhere, abruptly get quicker like Dipper's. The first time he saw Dipper get a panic attack, he felt like he was 7 once again watching his brother hypervilating,shaking, telling him not to tell anything to their parents. The difference was that this time, he didn't just stand there, dumbfounded and confused, but he went over and hugged Dipper until he stopped crying. Dipper was really embarrassed about it, afraid that his uncle now thought him weak or not masculine enough, but he couldn't stop himself from laughing when he saw Stanley reading book "how to approach a kid with anxiety - a parents guide" like a fucking confused dad

Remus,Lily,Dorcas,Regulus, and Pandora have a little book club, and they just meet up and get all pretentious about different books it's honestly amazing. At some point however it did evolve into just monthly gossip and roasting sessions where everyone was telling their relationship drama and getting feedback "For the last time Lupun I don't wanna hear about you and my brother fucking". "Dorcas, I think you should stay prioritising yourself and expressing your desires to Marlene."No, Pandora, I understand where you're coming from, but I think you should break up with him already." Said partners have tried multiple times to overhear on these conversations, and they always end up getting found out and hexed

One time, Gideon and Fabian ruined one of the Marauder's pranks and upstaged it with one of their own. And that's how the biggest prank war in the history of Hogwarts started. I'm talking stressed teachers, terrified but also widely entertained students, the Marauders staying up all night to plan the most elaborate plans, the twins giving the biggest side eyes, glitter and fireworks left and right,hair changing colors, absolute CHAOS. It all came to a stop when the Marauders almost took the giant squid out of the lake, at which point McGonagall had to intervine and give everyone a detention for the rest of the semester, a ban from Quinditch and a serious threat of getting expelled

James once lost his glasses and when he went to kiss his beautiful boyfriend he ended up kissing said boyfriend's brother. Remus was extremely nonchalant, Sirius was freaking out ("Moony I promise it meant NOTHING" "Pads I fucking know") and Regulus almost murdered both James and his brother. He also refused to kiss James until he brushed his teeth for 5 minutes straight while he was staring daggers at him, because "I'm not kissing lips that have previously KISSED MY BROTHER that's basically an indirect kiss and this family isnt about the incest anymore". James almost cried

Asahi, Tanaka and Noya had to endure the most aggravating, hair ripping,unbearable slow-burn between Suga and Daichi before those two started dating. I'm talking Daichi getting jealous when Suga flirted or god forbid dated someone and snapping at everyone, Suga being the most oblivious little shit,EVERYONE being able to tell those two were into each other EXCEPT THEM,whenever they got out to drink without the one the other would just get drunk and whine, the sexual tension between them being suffocating everyday at practice, Tanaka, Asahi and Noya were TIRED. So when after about 4 months they saw the weird tension and homoeroticism going on between Hinata and Kageyam they were NOT HAVING so one day they "accidently" forgot the keys and locked them in the closet where they keep the volleyball balls and just stood eavesdropping behind the door until they heard a confession or some kissing and only then did they let those two out.

Currently fighting demons and flirting with the idea of giving up (period pain)

I do indeed identify as said new mutual

i'm on official marauder business you could say

(providing a new moot w a stockpile of rosekiller)

I think the reason why I'm not a judgmental person is that I honestly have no right to be like bitch I can sing the entirety of the Hamilton musical by heart and I spend my time reading analysis on my favorite pieces of media and fanfiction about dead gay wizards, I'm pretty sure whatever the other person has got going for them is probably cooler than all that

Honestly if my ex, my one true soulmste, my "you drew stars around my scars", my "I love you like the moon loves the stars" married my younger COUSIN not even a YEAR after I DIED I would COME BACK JUST TO STOP THAT WEDDING CAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! THAT HOUSEHOLD WOULD BE HAUNTED AND ID BE THE PETTIEST GHOST