Pov I Just Finished Tma

why would you say this

Not me thinking of this:

When I listen to this:

okay storytime:

when I was about 10, my little sister was about 7. I had just learned about the placebo effect in school.

for anyone who doesn't know, the placebo effect basically means that if you believe something is true, particularly in regards to your body, your body will reflect it. an extreme case of this is that lady who thought she was pregnant and got a swollen belly, but she wasn't and never was pregnant. a less extreme example is some people in clinical trials are given sugar pills and show improvement in whatever the pill was meant to help with just because they think they're taking the medication.

back to my story: I was 10 years old, I had just learned about the placebo effect, and my little sister would not shut the *fuck* up about her head hurting. so naturally, I lied my ass off and told her that there's a pressure point where if you squeeze your pinky finger it makes pain stop. she tried it and was like "oh my gosh it works!! thank you!!!" and i was like "thank fucking god i don't have to hear your voice anymore" because thats just how sisters are.

flash forward almost 10 years and i completely forgot about this incident until i overheard her telling her friend this trick because her friend hurt her knee or something and I just started laughing my ass off because I guess she just believed me this whole time and was telling other people this miracle cure and I finally broke the news to her and I will NEVER forget the look of betrayal on her face.

anyway I guess this is how misinformation starts??

hey say something nice to me

random teenager, posting an unhinged shitpost ab sandman/good omens/etc at 3 am

neil gaiman, reblogging at 4 am

when humans are happy they show each other their bones. they take pride in the appearance of these public bones, and regularly clean them and often attempt to lighten their color. they are also known to strap metal wires to their young's bones to align them in the most aesthetically pleasing way.

GOOD OMENS 2 SPOILERS

yall istg I keep seeing stuff comparing good omens to like sherlock spn or merlin?? literally shut up mlm romance not working out IS NOT THE SAME AS IT NOT BEING CANON. if a het couple just got together everyone would say its boring. it would be boring for the plot if they just instantly were perfectly fit for an openly romantic relationship. I love all these shows people are comparing go to despite their queerbaiting, but good omens is not in the same category

reblogging to remind myself to write a fic of this

Oh god oh gosh okay so someone (Did, from this fic) came up with the idea of A/B/O “subvocalizations”…like, these little rumbly noises/purrs/chirrups that mean things like hello and help and back off. And they’re pretty instinctual, to the point that sometimes you can’t control whether you make them? And?? Jupeter???? Ju…..JUPETER???

I’m dying at the thought of either of them struggling to control some needy subvocalizations, but I’m such a Nureyev kinnie that my mind latches onto him first. Just…Nureyev, having learned to suppress his subvocalizations?? Because of course they’d betray his deeper feelings, so…better to cut them off at the root. Everyone else on the ‘Blanche spends their time chirping and humming away to say things like excuse me and I care about you and calm down…Even Buddy, who’s pretty quiet by subvocal standards, still purrs I love you’s and I’m here’s to Vespa. But meanwhile Nureyev’s like this pocket of dead air. No subvocals whatsoever. It’s downright eerie. At a certain point Juno’s not even sure whether Nureyev CAN make subvocalizations anymore?? Did he hallucinate the noises Nureyev made when they were in the tomb??

But then of COURSE something would tip the scales and leave Nureyev unable to repress himself any longer, and he’d lie there curled up on his bed and desperately try to stifle his miserable whimpering/pleading noises with a pillow—noises that mean please help, I’m scared, help, where are you, I’m hurting…

TMA Time Travel AU Masterlist

The time travel AU takes place after MAG 200. Future!Jon finds himself back in the 2015 timeline without his Martin.

(Note that F stands for Future and P stands for Past to differentiate characters of different timelines)

Links to all the comics in chronological order:

F!Jon's arrival into the timeline. part 1 | part 2 | part 3

F!Jon waiting for his Martin to arrive. link

F!Jon annoying P!Jon into undergoing character development. link

Peter Lukas visiting F!Jon. link

F!Jon getting hungry and feeding on someone in front of Sasha. link

F!Martin's arrival into the timeline. part 1 |

Extra stuff:

P!Jon reacting to F!Jon saying that he wants to kill Elias. link

F!Martin on his way to the timeline. link

F!Jon hearing the P!archival staff get along with one another. link

Tim asking to see F!Jon's fangs. link

P!Martin daydreaming about F!Jon's fangs. link

F!Jon getting decked. link

F!Jon wondering what his fangs are for. link

Tim walking in on F!Jon attempting to eat a cassette tape. link

Time travel au poster. link

OMG SPACE SOUNDS

NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix

In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)

current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.

there is a fine line between esoteric and erratic and I'm walking it like a fucking tightrope