Duolingo, Hiring A Freelancer: We Need Fanart Of Two Gay Owls Watching A Movie Together.

I firmly believe juno has gages and an industrial and an eyebrow piercing. probably a nose ring.

any thoughts on juno steels favorite accessories? I dont think he's decked out in them, but I think he's got a few ones he likes to use a lot. - Escapingarchives (relegated to anon for the crime of being a sideblog)

Juno doesn’t have a lot of accessories or jewelry so the ones he does wear really matter

He’s mainly an earrings kind of guy. He has a sparkly pair Nureyev stole for him and another pair that he’s worn everyday since he was like 15. It was one of the first items he bought with his own money.

He has a friendship bracelet from Rita that he wears almost every day and feels naked without it.

now hear me out. Juno Steel, excessive ring wearer. But in the auntie sort of way where his hands make tinkling sounds when he moves them. It’s a routine taking them on and off and Nureyev loves them because he loves Juno’s hands. He does this more on the Carte Blanche and can be a little excessive and doesn’t have to constantly fear for his life and safety.

post canon Juno gets a promise ring from Nureyev that has Juno’s initials on it and yes Juno cried really hard what’s it to you 🤨

anyways that’s all I got PLEASE SEND MORE ASKS LIKE THESE I love them so much

I'm so not okay rn

the four horsemen of Queer Agony

I gave him a friend :))

if this gets 20 notes I'll start posting shitty art, mostly fandom related. this isn't a bribe, it's a threat

TMA Time Travel AU Masterlist

The time travel AU takes place after MAG 200. Future!Jon finds himself back in the 2015 timeline without his Martin.

(Note that F stands for Future and P stands for Past to differentiate characters of different timelines)

Links to all the comics in chronological order:

F!Jon's arrival into the timeline. part 1 | part 2 | part 3

F!Jon waiting for his Martin to arrive. link

F!Jon annoying P!Jon into undergoing character development. link

Peter Lukas visiting F!Jon. link

F!Jon getting hungry and feeding on someone in front of Sasha. link

F!Martin's arrival into the timeline. part 1 |

Extra stuff:

P!Jon reacting to F!Jon saying that he wants to kill Elias. link

F!Martin on his way to the timeline. link

F!Jon hearing the P!archival staff get along with one another. link

Tim asking to see F!Jon's fangs. link

P!Martin daydreaming about F!Jon's fangs. link

F!Jon getting decked. link

F!Jon wondering what his fangs are for. link

Tim walking in on F!Jon attempting to eat a cassette tape. link

Time travel au poster. link

Dead/Going To Die

You're just a little too likable to live. From the moment you were introduced, we all knew you were a goner, not matter how many wanted to keep you. You are the subject of so, so, so many fix-it fics written by crying fans who just want their blorbo back, but you're still dead in cannon.

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

Good Omens 2 appreciation post for that moment after Nina has just rocked Crowley's world with the revelation that no, he isn't slick and yes, it is glaringly obvious to everyone just how head over heels in love with Aziraphale he is.

Crowley takes himself off to the french restaurant and is drowning his sorrows in a bottle of wine while having the realisation that he's been following the angel around like a lovesick puppy all day with no other possible agenda other than to be around him.

And then he sees Aziraphale and whistles him over but the angel is too busy to join him for a wine in the middle of the day and Crowley tries to divert questions by complaining that he's scared Gabriel/Jim is gonna smite him and he'll be well and truly smote, no, smoted? Smited? What's the word he's looking for?

And the angel gives him a knowing look and says:

"Smitten, I believe."

PERFECTION.

GRAMMATICAL CORRECTION AND DIAGNOSIS IN A SENTENCE.

AZIRAPHALE JUST READ HIM LIKE A HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE BOOK AND DOESN'T EVEN REALISE HE HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD.

This is my new favourite double entendre.

Smitten as the past tense of Smite. And the exact reason Crowley is drinking in the middle of the day.

He's realising he's smitten, your honour.

I hope Neil closed the laptop with a dramatic flourish after writing that line. Hell if I'd written a moment that perfect I'd take a victory lap of the kitchen and then call someone to tell them how clever I'd been before I pop.

so yall know that post about how aziraphale wears deuteranopia-friendly colors bc Crowley is a snake and snakes are colorblind? So everyone agrees that Crowley only sees shades of blue and yellow?

Obviously in the show, his hair is red. In the book, his hair is dark. See where I'm going with this?

he has no idea his hair is red.

I suggest that the book's narrator was informed by Crowley himself, and narrator simply didn't question him.

Thoughts on this theory?

happy this frog's second birthday

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

characters I relate to and base my personality on but I'm deeply unstable

- crowley, good omens

- juno, penumbra pod

- Ed, ofmd

- eda, toh

ok ok, scene idea for gos2.

crowley and aziraphale have a huge fight. camera shows aziraphale in the middle of the night, pacing around the book shop (which has obviously been repaired), looking distressed but trying to keep busy.

then the camera switches to crowley in his apartment, lying in bed staring at the ceiling. it's like 2 in the morning.

crowley, quite drunk and alone at this point, calls aziraphale, who doesnt answer. on the answering machine he simply says "I love you, angel" and then goes back to bed. camera goes back to aziraphale, who froze and looked at the machine with shock.