Happy This Frog's Second Birthday

favorite thing in the world is sucking on my boyfriend's fingers. not in a sexy way just like fidgeting. it's purely an oral fixation, better than gum or nail biting. I mean fine I guess he can find it sexy if he wants but I will be zoned in on the tv at the moment.

so yall know that post about how aziraphale wears deuteranopia-friendly colors bc Crowley is a snake and snakes are colorblind? So everyone agrees that Crowley only sees shades of blue and yellow?

Obviously in the show, his hair is red. In the book, his hair is dark. See where I'm going with this?

he has no idea his hair is red.

I suggest that the book's narrator was informed by Crowley himself, and narrator simply didn't question him.

Thoughts on this theory?

This is my favorite thing in the world

[trying to describe Will Wood to someone] well it’s. hm. so it’s like uh. so like imagine if you took lsd while listening to jazz and having an identity crisis

draw your otp

im too tired to sleep i need to temporarily stop existing

like an existential power nap

I despise the fact that I'm a niche microcelebrity and this post is my claim to fame. mentioned to my ex I had a tumblr, discovered she had reblogged this post before we met. fucking nightmare.

random teenager, posting an unhinged shitpost ab sandman/good omens/etc at 3 am

neil gaiman, reblogging at 4 am

Pictured: Dream going through the 5 stages of grief right before death told him to stop being a dramatic little shit

Sandman…

OMG SPACE SOUNDS

NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix

In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)

this is real. I just un-installed it. it won't show up if you search through your phone, just search the app on the play store and uninstall.

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

play.google.com

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

TMA Time Travel AU Masterlist

The time travel AU takes place after MAG 200. Future!Jon finds himself back in the 2015 timeline without his Martin.

(Note that F stands for Future and P stands for Past to differentiate characters of different timelines)

Links to all the comics in chronological order:

F!Jon's arrival into the timeline. part 1 | part 2 | part 3

F!Jon waiting for his Martin to arrive. link

F!Jon annoying P!Jon into undergoing character development. link

Peter Lukas visiting F!Jon. link

F!Jon getting hungry and feeding on someone in front of Sasha. link

F!Martin's arrival into the timeline. part 1 |

Extra stuff:

P!Jon reacting to F!Jon saying that he wants to kill Elias. link

F!Martin on his way to the timeline. link

F!Jon hearing the P!archival staff get along with one another. link

Tim asking to see F!Jon's fangs. link

P!Martin daydreaming about F!Jon's fangs. link

F!Jon getting decked. link

F!Jon wondering what his fangs are for. link

Tim walking in on F!Jon attempting to eat a cassette tape. link

Time travel au poster. link