that moment when you’re all three
Three kinds of gay people
i open tumblr for the first time this week and im met with this fuckery
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
may i add
- "I'm two quarters and a heart down, and I don't want to forget how your voice sounds."
Fall Out Boy lyrics that make me feel things(part 1):
- "I don't know where you're going, but to you got room for one more troubled soul?"
- "'Til tonight do us part"
- "They say quitters never win, but we walked the plank on a sinking ship"
- "And all my thoughts of you, they could heat or cool the room"
- "The best way to make it through with hearts and wrists intact is to realize two out of three ain't bad"
- "I confessed to you riding shotgun underneath the purple skies"
- " Just off the key of reason I thought I loved you, but it's just how you looked in the light"
- "I'm a stitch away from making it, and a scar away from falling apart "
- "The glow of the cities below lead us back to the places that we never should have left"
- "We only do it for the scars and stories, not the fame"
- "Did you ever love her, do you know? Or did you never want to be alone?"
I had to run to my school because I needed to give my homework to the principal before 4:45pm. When I was running back, my gym teacher appeared and asked me to meet her kids. Then my sister appeared and told me I was in trouble because I didn’t turn in my homework by 4:45.
i dislike you all. that was the worst sound ever to curse my ears. very…. moist
Don’t try to create and analyze at the same time. They’re different processes.
John Cage (via writingdotcoffee)
THIS
Reblog and put in the tags your 12 year old internet obsession
wonderful summary of my entire personality
My aesthetic: making blueberry muffins while listening to Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance
I would like to congratulate greta thunberg on being the only funny person on twitter