Reblog And Put In The Tags Your 12 Year Old Internet Obsession

we love them and will support them always but omfg look at these idiots! pHIL STOP SWALLOWING GLUE!!! omg dAniEL yOu dOnT neEd to bE iNcreDibly dEep and MeaNinGfuL alL the TiMe

love how the entire fandom collectively is like “this is dan and phil. they’re idiots, we hate them. but i have watched every single upload and will continue to do so for the rest of time.” like. ive never seen another fandom do that.

obama needs to get back to me quicker. i put in a request to have a guest appearance in my dreams months ago! i even paid extra for a quote! still haven’t gotten it tho.

I was walking through the mall and I headed into a Barnes & Noble, and Barack Obama was for some reason signing books there so I walked up, like ???? He wrote a book? Some biography?? When I got up to the desk, all the books were just lizards, and Obama replied to my inquires with a simple, “They may have no names, but there’s an identity to be acknowledged,” and he smiled as he signed another lizard and then there was something about a surprise dragon and then I woke up.

my gender is a mood that only the very wise can decode

Describe your gender with a picture you already have saved on your phone that has nothing to do with gender

me *talking to literally anyone*: it’s not that i hate you, it’s just that i hate everyone and you happen to fall into that group

its ✨art✨

the people behind makesweet in like the 2000s or something idk: ok let's make some cool templates for people to make animated e-cards to send to their friends on valentines day :)

tumblr users, almost 20 years later:

but like… are we sure?

today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring

I had to run to my school because I needed to give my homework to the principal before 4:45pm. When I was running back, my gym teacher appeared and asked me to meet her kids. Then my sister appeared and told me I was in trouble because I didn’t turn in my homework by 4:45.

My sexuality is a roller coaster up and down the spectrum

oh thank god

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!