Halloween Is Coming Soon! What If Pete Told Scary Stories To Mickey And Goofy (and Maybe Someone Else)

You: Hey, what have you got there?

Me, holding back the flow of my thoughts about Donald×Pete: Nothing.

My headcannon: Donald has a very stormy imagination and imagination, but he draws terribly, but writes superbly. That's why he keeps a fanfiction account in his spare time.

Leonard: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, yes!! Behold, Red! My BRILLIANT and SINISTER plan!!

Leonard: *sits down at a round table with a checkered tablecloth, strewn with white rose petals and pours wine into a glass*

Leonard, pushing the wine glass forward: How was your day?~

Red, who has his feet chained to a chair, but his hands-wings are free: It's was good, thank you.

Gladstone holding Storkules hand: AHA! I'm so much better than you that I stole your boyfriend, stupid Don! Now I'm dating him!

Donald: He's not my boyfriend. He's an autistic demigod that I help live in the real world, and he's like a little brother to me. Just like Fethry.

Gladstone: ...

Storkules "Hi, dear Donald": ...

Gladstone blushing: I'M GOING TO DATE HIM ANYWAY, GET IT?!

Donald: Okay, blondie. Happy for both of you.

Storkules: Bye, dear Donald! We love you!

Donald: Love you too. Bye girls.

What if there was a Heart Stoppers AU for the caballeros?

Okaaaaaaay let's go!

Panchito and Jose are popular guys all over school, they begin to be friends with Donald, a closed guy about whom there are lot rumors and mockery.

What hidden behind Panchito's cheerful smile? Why did Jose actually move? What is true about Donald life?

Will they be able to open up to each other? Or will they continue to lie? How will it end? Death? Or a happy ending?

Lol, cool right? I certainly haven't watched this series, but I don't think it will stop us

Character cards! :

Panchito: Pansexual. He is a member of music and sports club. He wears trousers and a half-unbuttoned shirt

Jose: Polysexual. He is a member of a music and art club. He wears a shirt and over is a gray jacket with a blue shade, sleeveless and sometimes trousers.

Donald: Gay. He is a member of a music club. He wears a shirt, the surface of which is a black hoodie with a hood on head.

The school itself:

Form: Grye trousers and white shirt.

that's it, i didn't come up with any more(

A couple of facts:

Panchito is afraid of silence

Jose moved when his friends found out about his magic

Donald is "dating" Daisy because he's afraid uncle Scrooge will find out he's gay

Panchito is too friendly and cute to be bullied, everyone just doesn't have the spirit to offend him

Jose just loved by girls. All the girls.

Donald is being bullied

(For Della's funs) Della studies at a special classified aviation school

Daisy is a lesbian

Drake the cosplayer

Okay, I think that's enough...

Maybe in the next post I will write more facts about other characters, but that's all for now

love you, bye-bye!

Donald being best boy and loves girls.

Donald: Hey-ya, Daisy!

Daisy: Donald?

Donald: *takes out a bouquet of flowers from behind his back*

Daisy: My favorites!

Gladstone: Hey, Daisy?

Daisy: What?

Gladstone: *presents a bouquet of 101 roses and a box of chocolates*

Daisy: Oh, Gladstone!~

Donald: ...

Donald: And why did I keep trying at all? *leaves flowers and leaves*

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Donald: Hi, Minnie!

Minnie: Donald! Hello, how are you?

Donald: I'm fine, but...

Minnie: ??

Donald: *pulls out a basket with lilacs and violets from behind his back*

Donald: It will be better after you smile~ *wink wink*

Minnie: Oh, Donald! *laughs and slaps Donald lightly on the shoulder*

Minnie: Did you make the basket yourself?

Donald: Of course! *Proudly*

Minnie: Thank you, Donnie!

Donald and Minnie: *hugs*

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Donald: Hello, Clarabelle.

Clarabelle: Donald? Hello there, dou you need something?

Donald: Actually, yes.

Clarabelle: ?

Donald: *takes out a bouquet of strawberries and a guitar with a red ribbon*

Donald: Your smile~

Clarabelle: Did you use the smile compliment again?

Donald: Did Minnie tell you?

Clarabelle: Yeah.

Donald: I don't surprise.

Clarabelle: But it's very cool.

Donald: Yeah?

Clarabelle: Yeah.

Donald: Oh, thanks.

Clarabelle: No, thank you. I didn't expect a bouquet of strawberries.

Donald: Goofy tell what you don't really like flowers.

Clarabelle: I get it. Thank you, Donald.

Donald: Always welcome.

Clarabelle and Donald: *hugs*

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Donald: Since March 8, Grandma Duck!

Donald: *gives her fresh pastries*

Grandma Duck: Oh, thank you, Donnie!

Grandma and Donald: *hugs and kiss*

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Donald: Hey, Ma?

Hortense: Mm? Yeah, Donnie, what's wrong?

Donald: *gives a pendant with photos inside, in the first she is with a Quackmore, and in the second he is with Della and the boys*

Donald: I love you.

Hortense: Aw.. Tha gaol agam ortsa cuideachd, a ghràidh!

Hortense and Donald: *hugs*

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Donald: Dumbella?

Della: What you need, Dick Duck?

Donald: *gives a photo album with all (especially shameful) photos of boys*

Della: ...

Della: I'm so fucking love you sometimes.

Donald: And I love you always.

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Donald: Webby? Can I bother you?

Webby: Hm? Of course, what happened, Unca Donald?

Donald: I noticed that you like to weave bracelets and...

Donald: *gives her a large set for beading*

Donald: If you don't like it, I can buy you something else.

Webby: *presses his hands to his beak and quickly jumps on the spot*

Webby: I LOVE IT!!

Webby: *jumps on Donald with hugs*

Donald: Oh! I'm glad to hear that.

Donald and Webby: *hugs*

+bonus

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Donald: *calmly drinking tea*

Scrooge: *comes running, stops and violently catches his breath*

Scrooge: Hey, Donnie!

Scrooge: *kisses Donald on the cheek*

Donald: You decided to give Goldie and Bridget gifts on March 8th, but now you need to hide somewhere, right?

Scrooge: Right.

Donald: *sigh* Okay, let's go.

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Della: Yo, Don!

Webby: Unca Donald, look!

Donald: ?

Donald: *spits out the tea he was drinking*

Webby with a magic blade: Look what Uncle Scrooge gave us!

Della with a gun: Cool, right?

Donald: ...

Donald: UNCLE SCROOGE

Scrooge is in his Money Bin: I don't feel safe.

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*Magica and Daisy beat Gladstone*

Donald: *looks at this*

Donald: Interesting.

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Donald: I'm home!

Kids: For you, unca!

Kids: *gives flowers and sweets*

Donald: ...

Scrooge with a bouquet: Do you like it?

Donald: Sometimes I hate you, unckie.

Scrooge: !!

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I love you, girls~💕

1.Day. Heterochromia

— Wow... — Donald whispered as he reached into Jose's cheek. — They are so... Beautiful — he reached up to her cheek and began to gently caress her while he was drowning in the eyes of his boyfriend.

Silence hung between the birds. They looked into each other's eyes with fascination and could not tear themselves away from each other.

Blue and brown eyes looked into his. And it was beautiful.

A gentle blue eye, as if the ocean was drawing him in. There were so many mysteries and so much beauty in it that he couldn't stop looking.

And the same gentle brown. It was as if the sweet chocolate that Donald adored so much made him want more. And he didn't really mind.

Donald was falling in love with every second.

And Jose...

Jose had never heard such words.

Everyone who saw his real eye color called him a freak.

He was afraid to show his blue eye, not knowing how his boyfriends would react.

"And how could I be afraid of such a cutie?" — Jose smiled.

— Jo? Are you okay? — Donald's worried voice brought him back to reality.

— Oh.. — when did he start crying?

Donald gently collected each tear, drying his cheeks with his sleeve.

Silence, like a warm blanket enveloped them, as if this moment could last forever.

— Carinos! — until the third boyfriend showed up.

Чтож... Это довольно странно.

Хотя это день с самого начала был странным.

Сначала, ночью, ему не снились кошмары! Не про ту ужасную ночь с геноцидом, не про прошлое с его родителями, не про те дни в бегах.. Это был... Обычный, даже приятный сон. Но самое главное, он выспался.

Потом, на работе ему приходили мастера Яростной Пятёрки.. Типа... Серьёзно? Разве у них нет своего собственного лекаря?

Ну, в любом случае, всё равно всё прошло хорошо.. Странно-приятно-хорошо.

И теперь, он здесь, с голым верхом, пока его муж уткнулся в его грудь..

— Тай Лунг? — на выдохе спросил Шень, пытаясь преодолеть своё смущение в голосе.

— Мммррр? — раздалось приглушённое мурлыканье Тай Лунга, не предпринимая никаких попыток оторвать своё лицо от пернатой груди Сан Ю.

Шень тихо усмехнулся, чувствуя как любовь греет его сердце. Но любовь любовью, белому павлину всё равно неловко.

— Моя любовь, убери своё лицо с моей груди, пожалуйста. — он положил свои крылья на плечи барса, слегка надавив. — Мне неловко..

В ответ раздалось тихое ворчание.

— Неееееет... — Тай Лунг обнял своими лапами за талию своего мужа, прижимая ближе к себе. — Ты слишком мягкий, чтобы отпустить...

Ох лорды... Почему его так сложно переубедить?..

По своей сути, нет ничего плохого в этом.. положении... Просто... Разве не должно быть наоборт?..

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Какой милипиздричий oneshot получился..

Ну, не особо расстроенна (я же не гитара), я всё равно хотела потестировать клавиратуру для планшета.

Мне зашло.

It's pride month and I'm announcing the start of the daily gay ducks and gay caballeros!

I start:

(Ducktales 1987)

HDLW and Scrooge watch TV:

*on a screen gay parade*

HDLW: (゜゜)

Scrooge: What?

Webby: Are you okay with gays?

Scrooge: Of course I do. It would be strange to be a homosexual and a homophobe at the same time

HDL: Are you gay?!

Scrooge: Of course! Why do you think Duckworth is always with me?

Webby: Because he loves you!?

Scrooge: Well, a marriage without love is not a marriage at all

HDL: ARE YOU MARRIED?!

Duckworth: Your snacks *kisses on the cheek* sir~

Scrooge: *giggles*

Webby: So cute!

Beakly: *she puts food on the table and gently smiles at his granddaughter*

Dewey: Oh! Now it's clear why Uncle Donald is not shy about his boyfriends!

Scrooge: Of course. I taught him never to be afraid of his love

Scrooge: *loading...*

Scrooge: DOES HE HAVE BOYFRIENDS?! *angry gay dad mode on*

Donald: Na-ah-AH!!

Donald: You will NOT talk like this to my Arakuni child, three nieces who are not my own nieces, but the nieces of my ex-girlfriend, my Spanish boyfriend, my Brazilian boyfriend, my pet bear, my baby goddess, my distant grandfather, the distant grandfather of my Spanish boyfriend and the distant grandfather of my Brazilian boyfriend. Do you understand me?!

Ari, April, May, June, Jose, Panchito, Humphrey, Don Dugo, Pascoal Papagiao and Gallus Maximus: Mhhmmm.

Felldrake: What.

Sheldgoose hugging Leopold: Why can't you love us too?!

Felldrake: What!?