It's Pride Month And I'm Announcing The Start Of The Daily Gay Ducks And Gay Caballeros!

Весна... А знаете, что это значит? Правильно. Линька.

Линька у Шеня:

Он каждое утро и вечер прихорашивает самого себя, вычёсывает клювом и расчёстками. На это уходят примерно два часа, так как он очень нежен и аккуратен с самим собой, стараясь, чтобы осталось минимум старых перьев.

К счастью, хвосты павлинов выпадают в конце лета, но он всё равно очень осторожен, когда дело доходит до нижней части тела.

Линька у Тай Лунга:

"Вообще похуй."

Ему всё равно на количество шерсти, которое падает с него, он просто подметёт грязный пол.

Практически не вычёсывается, только когда погода и настроение хорошие. Но из-за Шеня начал делать это чаще (один раз в неделю).

Специально ведёт себя как упрямый ребёнок, чтобы Шень сам его причесал и прихорошил

Well, since May and June have apparently been alone for quite a long time, life on a boat will be a good time to start their quiet life and time for themselves so that they understand what it's like to be children with loving parents.

And for a couple of months a year, they can live in a mansion for socialization and adaptation in large companies.

DuckTales 2017 Finale Spoilers:

June: Now that Heron’s gone

May: Where do we belong?

Lena: We belong right here

Donald: {on the phone} Hey Daisy! You know that adventure we’re going to take?! How about a couple of stowaways?

Webby: EXCUSE ME!?? I just got two new sisters and now you’re just taking them away from me!?

Lena: All of us were going to Funso’s this Saturday but I guess that plan is out the window

Violet: We literally JUST made them friendship bracelets!

Donald: {moves phone away from his head} Uh…

Daisy: {on the phone} DONALD! We’ve been planning this trip for just the two of us for months! I like your friends but I don’t think I want José and Panchito to be with us for that long

Donald: {goes back on the phone} What!? No, no, no, no! You don’t understand! What I meant was I’ve adopted two kids-

Daisy: YOU ADOPTED TWO CHILDREN WITHOUT TALKING TO ME FIRST!?! Donald! We’ve been dating for almost a year now and we’ve never had that conversation about having kids!

Donald: It’s okay Daisy! I have experience! Trust me, raising kids on a boat away from the rest of the world is the way to go!

Huey: Wait! Uncle Donald! You and Aunt Daisy are leaving!?

Della: You didn’t tell the kids you were leaving!?

Donald: I, uh, was going t-

Dewey: He never tells us anything!! We didn’t even know that much about you until we moved into Uncle Scrooge’s place

Della: WHAT!?!

Dewey: Yeah! Any time we’d ask about he’d just avoid the question!

Donald: I was going through stuff!

Louie: {to May and June} You don’t wanna live on his houseboat, trust me! He turns into an absolute monster whenever he’s docking the boat

Donald: Louie!

Louie: And you two already saw the mansion! It’s a way better place to live!

Webby: The air vents alone make the mansion worth exploring!

June: Ooh! Does your houseboat have any air vents!?

Donald: Uh… {opens the plane doors to start the finale credits}

I can't keep this to myself anymore.. Here's a ff with Donald Duck (pls let someone draw it (　-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄◞ω◟-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ )) (just kidding, you don't have to do fan-art to an my mini-fanfic-sketh

Like a rich and elegant party

Panchito: I'm sooooooooo tired! I'm booooreeeeeeeeed! What are we waiting for, lindo?

Jose: Calm down, meu amor, we have to wait for our Donal. Without him, our performance will be just an ordinary disappointment.

Panchito: You're right, pimpollo.

Jose x Panchito: *kiss*

Panchito: I just hope your ex and him don't bother us..

Jose: *looked around*

Maria Vas and Ze Galo

Jose: foda-se..

Ze Galo: *notices them and together with Maria go to them*

Panchito: me he acabado..

Ze Galo: Ze! What a surprise! I didn't expect to see you here~ *definitely puts his hand on the shore of Maria*

Maria Vas: *she snuggles up to Ze Galo and grins*

Jose: Yeah, same.. *whisper* Galinha estupida..

Panchito: *he puts him hand on Jose's shoulder and hugs him to him* And what are you doing here?

Ze Galo: Knocked out a ticket in the first queue. And you?

Jose: We are performing.

Maria Vas: Then why aren't you on stage? And you don't rehearse?

Jose: We are waiting for the third Caballero.

Maria Vas: Of course~

Ze Galo: In the case, do you mind if we wait wit you? Right?

Ze Galo and Jose: *angry staring*

Donald Duck: Sorry for wait!

Panchito: Nothing wrong, mi linda..- pati- to...

Donald: *he is dressed in a tight red dress that glitters a little, with black eye shadows and underlined arrows*

Donald: Hi~

Jose: Woah..

Panchito: H-hi..

Donald: *he walked right up to Panchito and played with the feathers under his neck a little with his fingers*

Donald: *walked past Jose, but ran his hand from his cheek to his chin*

Donald: Okay, boys, let's go. The stage is not waiting!

Panchito: *looks after Donald and falls*

Jose: *comes to himself*

Jose: Well, as our Donal said.. *helped up Panchito*

Jose: The stage not waiting!

Panchito: Adios!

Ze Galo and Maria Vas: . . .

Ze Galo: Porra, esse pato e muito gostoso.

Maria: *hit him*

Ze Galo: Ouch!

(yeah, I wrote it for Donald in a dress..)

“why do you ship them? I thought the ship wasn’t canon?” bro we’re talking about fictional characters, who don’t actually exist in real life, from a media that focuses solely on fictional events that are not real either. so what if these two made-up characters didn’t kiss in their source material? they have lots of nasty gay sex on archive of our own and thousands of novel length slow burn enemies to lovers fics written about them. the fanon content at this point far exceeds the whole canonical franchise. the problem isn’t “it’s not canon” the problem is that you don’t allow yourself to let go of canon and enjoy the wonder of fan contents that are just as good / valid

You literally killed me, you know...

Tbf, we all know the fate of Quackmore. He was beheaded by Peg Leg Pete.

Pete: :3

Donald: I'm not gonna call you "Good kitty", Pete. You bullied Mickey again!

Pete: :(

Donald: ...

Donald: But your origami is good... Good kitty.

Pete: ^^³

Каждый раз, когда кто-то лайкает мой пост (и когда у меня блядское настроение)

Every time someone likes my post (and when I'm in a fucking mood)

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What do you mean this isn't Donraider?!

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Definitely no one:

I'm writing a new fanfiction about Scrooge's tsundere and his beloved nephew Donald: