Anathema : I’m Cold.

EMPEROR BELOS HAS THE DOOR, NOT THE KEY

when luz gives belos the door we clearly see her take the key and then hide it back in her coat once the door appears

UNLESS when she destroyed the door the key also self destructs that means that luz still has the key which is important cuz

If you wanna open a portal you need the key.

the reason why ao3 is superior in every way to wattpad is that you know EXACTLY what you’re getting yourself into through the the tags. with wattpad you’re just straight up going in blind and don’t even know how many words it is ??? tf??

Julian “ADHD” Diaz

Yadriel “Constant panic” Vélez Flores

Maritza “I’ll scream at you” Selena Escabas Santima

Pick 2

Me:

I was just listening to the whole Steven universe song playlist and I am just so obsessed with Pearl’s voice and older Steven singing I mean, it’s just me?

More specifically Happily ever after I swear is on repeat for like forever

Me too Alix..... me too

I love the lord of the flies reference in the end.

[the coffee pot is found broken at the palace of vere]

laurent: so who broke it? i’m not mad, i just want to know.

damen: i did, i broke it.

laurent: no. no you didn’t. jord?

jord: don’t look at me. look at nikandros.

nikandros: what? i didn’t break it.

jord: hmm. that’s weird. how did you even know it was broken?

nikandros: because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

jord: suspicious

nikandros: no it’s not!

nicaise: if it matters… probably not… but aimeric was the last one to use it.

aimeric: liar! i don’t even drink that crap!

nicaise: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee table earlier?

aimeric: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! everyone knows that, nicaise!

damen: alright, let’s not fight. i broke it, let me pay for it, laurent.

laurent: no. who broke it?

lazar: well, pallas has been awfully quiet

pallas: really?

lazar: yeah, really!

[cut to laurent in the room, the rest of them fighting in the background]

laurent: i broke it. it burned my hand so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. good. it was getting a little chummy around here.

Some lists about Kingdom of Ash

1. Things I refuse to consider but are actually very plausible

Maeve severing the mate bond between Aelin and Rowan (she made one up, she could probably break one)

Fenrys dying to save Aelin or let her escape

Gavriel sacrificing himself for Aedion and dying in his son’s arms

Cairn violating Aelin in ways that not even Endovier dared to (I’m not going to write it out, it’s too painful)

Maeve forcing a Valg princess into Aelin

When Rowan finds Aelin, her eyes are black

Yrene thinking that she meant nothing to Aelin because Lysandra!Aelin doesn’t remember her

Asterin or any of the Thirteen Yeilding to save Manon

Manon Yeilding to save Dorian

Chaol dying for Dorian

Anyone having to actually die to forge the lock instead of finding a way around i

Evangeline or Abraxos dying

Lysandra crying when she meets Falkan

Sartaq or Nesryn taking the killing blow for the other

Fenrys or Connall having to betray each other in any way

Elide losing any of the people she loves again

Vernon trying to shackle Elide again, whether literally or figuratively

Rowan being forced to watch Aelin being tortured or vice versa

Valg in Aelin’s body torturing Rowan (or Elide or anybody)

Someone being pregnant and dying or losing their baby daddy

Aelin almost dying, seeing Sam, Nehemia, her parents, and everyone she has lost and they tell her to go back

2. Things that might be possible and make me happy to think about

Rowaelin reunion

Rowan and Aelin acknowledging the mate bond to each other

Lysandra meeting Falkan and finally finding her family

Aedion forgiving Gavriel

Dorian and Chaol’s reunion

Maeve being secretly on the good side and helping Aelin take down Erawan

Fenrys killing Maeve

Rowan killing Cairn

The whole cadre being free of the blood oath

Aedion swearing the blood oath to Aelin

Yrene uniting with the real Aelin

Ansel and Manon interactions

Elide forgiving Lorcan

Lorcan redemption arc

Nesryn and Sartaq continuously being badasses

Lysandra and Aedion finally getting together

Manon killing her grandmother

Erawan perishing

The gods finally giving them a freaking break

Aelin resting and healing

Nox

The Fae overthrowing Maeve

Aelin being crowned rightful Queen of Terrasen

Feel free to add on to either list