“yeah Can I Get A 60k With Everything On It”

remember in goblet of fire when minerva says ‘potter’s a boy, not a piece of meat!’

imagine harry telling her everything after the battle of hogwarts, telling her about how dumbledore raised him like a pig for slaughter, and how he had to die and mcgonagall gets so goddamned mad

she loses control for the first time that harry’s EVER seen and she’s actually yelling, she’s so pissed that harry was seventeen and he had to accept death and dumbledore KNEW he would have to die and NEVER TOLD HIM

and harry’s about to cry because yeah his friends would be devastated if he was gone but NO ONE got this damn pissed that dumbledore had raised him so that he could die at the right time and mcgonagall’s in the middle of a rant and he just shoots up and hugs her and she’s stunned into silence but after a moment she hugs back and it’s great

and then she goes up to her office and starts screaming at dumbledore’s portrait because ‘i don’t care if it had to happen, albus, he is a CHILD-’

do you ever look at someone and think ‘man, what a work of art’

Everything changed in third year. It really should have been insignificant in the grander scheme of things. Magic was real, Harry was the Boy Who Lived, and He Who Must Not be Named was back. There were so many more important things to think about. So why was Harry so hung up on the fact that Sirius Black and Remus Lupin were in love? Or how Harry accidentally fell in love with Draco Malfoy. (And it might have been the best thing that ever happened to him ... or the worst)

harry potter gently brushing a stray piece of hair away from draco malfoy’s flushing face. reblog if you agree

“James wishes that they could catch a million snakes for Benjy” dyingggg

I mean, I’m not saying that this generator is my favorite thing that I’ve made recently, but I’m also sort of saying that. It’s stupid and I love it lmao

“Emmeline looked at James and said, “Can I offer you a mirror?”

“listen… harry’s in trouble, and we could tell mum and dad, but I reckon we should just steal the flying car and go kidnap him in his muggle neighborhood, even though I’m 12 and you’re both 14 and this is a crime and the three of us cant drive”

“excellent”

Regulus Black joins the Death Eaters, but he’s really not prepared for what he finds inside their ranks…

this is the funniest scene I have ever watched

The Fandom @ Cursed Child: ugh, we refuse to accept 90% of this as canon, basically just fan fiction, fake news

The Fandom @ Hogwarts Mystery, a self-insert video game: *GIANT RED STAMP* CANON.