“listen… Harry’s In Trouble, And We Could Tell Mum And Dad, But I Reckon We Should Just Steal The

harry: CAN YOU NOT

draco: what

harry: MAKE STUPID LITTLE PAPER CRANES LIKE YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH ME

draco: have you looked inside those cranes?

harry: no *opens paper crane* *sees an animated harry and draco holding hands with love* *opens more* *there is one where they kiss*

draco:

harry: oh

ok but draco malfoy as a hot queer millionaire fashionista with high cheekbones and a crush on harry potter is literally my religion

“By some magic, all the flowers in London bloomed at once on the 3rd of March that year.”

(aka ‘i love helga pataki and her heart picture from hey arnold! and i had to give draco a weird harry potter love locket’)

“I didn’t even say anything?!?!?..”

tfw u gotta work with ur childhood rival lmao. Auror Harry and Unspeakable Draco~

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dragged myself kicking and screaming out of this art block with a big friendly ‘fuck you’ to canon

Draco Malfoy, a summary

What Harry thinks he’s like:

What his friends think he’s like:

What the Gryffindors think he’s like:

What his parents think he’s like:

What the fandom think he’s like:

What he thinks he’s like:

What he’s really like:

just shut up, Jk Rowling

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One time, Gryffindor reached exactly 69 house points, and for two whole weeks they managed not to gain or lose any by being as boring as possible. It was finally broken when Hermione was awarded 10 points for some good Charms homework, and Ron was subtracted 20 for yelling “FUCKS SAKE HERMIONE” in response

8th Year, Draco is tentative friends with the trio, they study together. Draco and Harry are shagging in secret (everyone knows Draco is with someone, no one suspects Harry).

Harry snagged some cauldron cakes and passed one to Draco.

“Fattening me up, Potter?” Draco asked, even as he bit into it. “I am capable of feeding myself.”

Harry snorted. “Wouldn’t know it from your skinny arse.”

“Look at my arse often, do you?” Draco smirked.

“It’s a fine arse,” Harry said, winking at him.

“Watch yourself!” Draco snapped playfully. “This arse is taken.”

“Quite often, I imagine,” Harry couldn’t help but reply.

Across the table, Hermione inhaled sharply, and Ron choked on his mouthful.