Harry: CAN YOU NOT

hp!au where hermione wasn’t talking about ginny

*FLIPS TABLE*

GIVE ME GRYFFINDOR DRACO. GRYFFINDOR DRACO WHO GROWS UP BEING TOLD THAT HE DOESN’T BELONG IN HOUSE OF THE BRAVE AND CAN’T STAY IN THE COMMON ROOMS BECAUSE HE’LL BE DESTROYED, SO HE FREQUENTLY STAYS AS FAR AWAY FROM THE COMMON ROOMS, INCLUDING HIDING OUT AFTER CURFEW.

GIVE ME SLYTHERIN HARRY, WHO LEARNED THAT HE’D MAKE FRIENDS IN THE HOUSE OF THE SLY AND CUNNING. GIVE ME HARRY WHO IGNORES THE WHISPERS OF HIM BECOMING THE NEXT DARK LORD. GIVE ME HARRY WHO LEAVES THE COMMON ROOM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE IT’S TOO COLD.

GIVE ME RAVENCLAW RON, WHO FEELS WRONG, BECAUSE HE THINKS HE’S THE FARTHEST THING FROM SMART, WHO GETS LOCKED OUT OF HIS COMMON ROOM BECAUSE HE CAN’T FIGURE OUT THE PASSCODE.

GIVE ME HUFFLEPUFF HERMIONE, WHO CONSTANTLY LEAVES THE COMMON ROOM BECAUSE ITS MUCH TOO LOUD. WHO FIGHTS THE STEREOTYPE OF HUFFLEPUFFS BEING LEFTOVERS.

You still with me? Good because remember how I said they all stay out of their common rooms?

GIVE ME ALL FOUR MEETING AND BECOMING ACQUAINTANCES, THEN BEST FRIENDS.

Draco takes time to warm up to them, but slowly starts losing that prejudice(through a lot of corrections from Ron and Harry sometimes Hermione).

Give me them becoming friends and starting house unity.

Give me Draco bashing someone in the face for calling Hermione mudblood.

Give me Harry ruining someone’s status for making fun of Ron’s family.

Give me Hermione chewing someone out for calling Draco a carbon copy of his father.

Give me Ron asking his Fred and George to prank someone bad for starting rumors about Harry.

Give me all of them being protective of each other because they’re the only family they’ve got here.

they would, and they did.

ok but draco malfoy as a hot queer millionaire fashionista with high cheekbones and a crush on harry potter is literally my religion

Me trying to figure out how to logically ship drarry, scorbus, linny, wolfstar, and jeddy all at the same time.

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”