THEY GOT RID OF HIM AND I DO CARE. I DO CARE

​Not me rewatching a terrible made for tv version of Alice in Wonderland from 1985 on repeat 😯👌

everyone’s obsessed with having good taste. not me though i watch bad movies on purpose 

Prince Philip in the original sleeping beauty...when he was chained up by Maleficent I Realised some things 😶⛓️💦

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE FUCKING DUDE WHO JUST DIED I WAS LIKE NO IT CANT BE…LDMLDJDKDHDJ

Saw this on the way to my swim meet,,, honestly I’m just gonna show my confused friends and family this instead of trying to describe strokes anymore because you nailed it

How to Tell What Swim Stroke You’re Watching: A Guide

swim swim swim swim swim: front crawl

ɯᴉʍs ɯᴉʍs ɯᴉʍs ɯᴉʍs ɯᴉʍs: backstroke

water PEEKABOO water PEEKABOO: breast stroke

flingSPLASHflingSPLASHflingSPLASH: butterfly

do not stand at my grave and cry i am not there i do not vibe

happy tears

jane austen was right!!!!! i AM half agony half hope!!!!! if i loved you less i COULD talk about it more!!!!!!!! i WAS in the middle before i knew i had begun!!!!!!!

I’ve been waiting seven and a half years to wish you all a happy 2’s day

​we are all iguana

I'm a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: "there is only one gender... iguana" and i had to mute my microphone