Saw this on the way to my swim meet,,, honestly I’m just gonna show my confused friends and family this instead of trying to describe strokes anymore because you nailed it
swim swim swim swim swim: front crawl
ɯᴉʍs ɯᴉʍs ɯᴉʍs ɯᴉʍs ɯᴉʍs: backstroke
water PEEKABOO water PEEKABOO: breast stroke
flingSPLASHflingSPLASHflingSPLASH: butterfly
my star sign is Oldest Daughter (w/ dad’s attitude) & my rising & moon or mercury or whateverthefuck are Younger Sister (my entire heart & greatest nemesis) & Baby Brother (mom’s favorite… deserved)
girl fuck astrology how many siblings do you have and what’s their gender in what order
25 years of ads peeled away
I told the hibachi guy to "make me regret being born" when he asked how spicy I wanted my spicy chicken, and he just nodded solemnly. I'll see you all in Valhalla
i made a uquiz where i designate you “____ to lovers” pls validate me by reblogging & tagging with what u get
T’Challa Udaku and Steve Rogers are the two bigggest simps in the MCU.
“I am not throwing away my shot,” said Alexander Hamilton who famously died because he threw away his shot in a duel against Aaron Burr
I know it isn’t as relevant anymore, but every time I think about the whole shebang I come back to this masterful pun and die of laughter all over again
me posting everything abt the suez canal/evergreen ship is so funny bc if you dont want to see it i guess youll
you’ll have to
you gotta
block the suez canal