Sure When Aphrodite Lies Around Naked In A Giant Clam Shell She’s A “goddess” But When I Do It

Gosh, I really love it when people draw mermaid less conventionally pretty and instead they’re draw more like something that could actually live underwater and have gills and tails that could actually propel them underwater because then they’re gorgeous and terrifying

Mermay 2021 by Axel Sauerwald

people applauding marvel for its “first openly gay character” in endgame is only proof that we are living in the most pathetic timeline. you’re gonna tell me we’re in the year 2019 and a multi-million dollar industry lets a nameless extra use male pronouns for a dead, irrelevant partner during a throwaway scene in a three hour movie and we’re all supposed to bust a liberal nut at The Brazen Woke Inclusivity?? This is the same franchise that disallowed Valkyrie from being written as openly bisexual and made sure all the f/f content in Black Panther got the ax. Black and Brown creatives wanted to give us real representation but this bullshit is what we’re expected to applaud? nice try. 

you could point a drill to the ground, break into the earth’s core, and even then the bar would still somehow be lower. 

does anyone have the original “quit your job” “why” “join my emo band” image

Ngl, this is literally the reason I got my undercut

i too am an undercut lance enthusiast 

(also yet another oneshot dj idea that i have)

my favorite thing about “captain america: the winter soldier” is that if you strip them of their supersoldier names the title is literally “steve rogers: bucky barnes”

Dude same

my concerning but (mostly) harmless coping mechanism for when I’m sad is to watch Free Willy and Blackfish back to back

mcu characters as dumb shit my classmates have said

steve rogers: five year plan? you know who had a five year plan? stalin. look where he ended up.

tony stark: guys. emergency: my outfit isn’t dope enough today.

clint barton: [on a scooter] you’re driving? you fucking loser, i’m scooting!”

natasha romanoff: she’s complaning, meanwhile I was eating my 5th cricket.

bruce banner: where’s the fire extinguisher in this room? GOD do they not care about safety???

thor odinson: KYLE, BRO, ARE YOU SHITTING ME? I THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE? CMON, MAN.

loki odinson: here’s yet another situation in which being a chameleon would be useful.

sam wilson: I know you don’t like me, which is exactly why I asked the teacher to move my seat next to you.

scott lang: do you have any deodorant? or maybe some orange juice, either will work.

hope van dyne: anyone eating a mini candy cane looks like a pussy.

peter parker: hey, off topic question, are you more of a lewis or a clark kind of gal?

rhodey: we are not getting in a robotic argument. not today.

shuri udaku: I can’t see the math problem through my tears.

wanda maximoff: oh, I committed some sins early on, for sure.

valkyrie: if I were high, it wouldn’t be on weed. that’s weak.

t'challa udaku: that’s not how you eat pasta in these lands, you ignorant slut. 

stephen strange: shift your eyes to the wonders of my fingers.

bucky barnes: I have a lot of feet… but not enough hands… what do I do here?

And after they told me they saw it without volume I was like, “But there are scenes where the characters and aliens DO talk and make noises and the noises are plot relevant,” to which they replied, “Yeah it got confusing at times, but overall it was still a pretty good movie.”

So that’s an idiots review of John Kraniski’s A Quiet Place

My favorite thing about the quiet place sequel coming out is being reminded that I know someone who watched the entire first movie without realizing the volume on their phone wasn’t on and still liked the movie

mY FRIEND JUST SAID THAT ITS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT ALLURA IS GOING TO BE A PALADIN. WHATS YOUR RESPONSE?!??(they told me this today btw)

IM SO EXCITED??i cant wait to see allura as a paladin!!i really really hope she pilots the black lion i think allura bein the leader could show us a different side of her! and i think itd help her to bond more with the entire team and maybe get a better understanding of the lions too?

 also heres a quick sketch of her cause i love her

happy tears