So Glad I’m Not The Only One Who Immediately Thought Of Martin Luther

my favorite thing about “captain america: the winter soldier” is that if you strip them of their supersoldier names the title is literally “steve rogers: bucky barnes”

For some reason I’m getting strong bisexual vibes from this sweater dude, but idk why??

YOU hate Christopher Columbus.

Saw this on the way to my swim meet,,, honestly I’m just gonna show my confused friends and family this instead of trying to describe strokes anymore because you nailed it

How to Tell What Swim Stroke You’re Watching: A Guide

swim swim swim swim swim: front crawl

ɯᴉʍs ɯᴉʍs ɯᴉʍs ɯᴉʍs ɯᴉʍs: backstroke

water PEEKABOO water PEEKABOO: breast stroke

flingSPLASHflingSPLASHflingSPLASH: butterfly

I know it isn’t as relevant anymore, but every time I think about the whole shebang I come back to this masterful pun and die of laughter all over again

me posting everything abt the suez canal/evergreen ship is so funny bc if you dont want to see it i guess youll

you’ll have to 

you gotta

block the suez canal

mcu characters as dumb shit my classmates have said

steve rogers: five year plan? you know who had a five year plan? stalin. look where he ended up.

tony stark: guys. emergency: my outfit isn’t dope enough today.

clint barton: [on a scooter] you’re driving? you fucking loser, i’m scooting!”

natasha romanoff: she’s complaning, meanwhile I was eating my 5th cricket.

bruce banner: where’s the fire extinguisher in this room? GOD do they not care about safety???

thor odinson: KYLE, BRO, ARE YOU SHITTING ME? I THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE? CMON, MAN.

loki odinson: here’s yet another situation in which being a chameleon would be useful.

sam wilson: I know you don’t like me, which is exactly why I asked the teacher to move my seat next to you.

scott lang: do you have any deodorant? or maybe some orange juice, either will work.

hope van dyne: anyone eating a mini candy cane looks like a pussy.

peter parker: hey, off topic question, are you more of a lewis or a clark kind of gal?

rhodey: we are not getting in a robotic argument. not today.

shuri udaku: I can’t see the math problem through my tears.

wanda maximoff: oh, I committed some sins early on, for sure.

valkyrie: if I were high, it wouldn’t be on weed. that’s weak.

t'challa udaku: that’s not how you eat pasta in these lands, you ignorant slut. 

stephen strange: shift your eyes to the wonders of my fingers.

bucky barnes: I have a lot of feet… but not enough hands… what do I do here?

My content gets shittier every day.

fun facts about sharks

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