U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
“I was recently diagnosed with a rare disease called cryoaudiovascularia. It prohibits proper blood flow to the ears, causing them to slowly freeze and fall off, slowly spreading to the inner ear and finally to the brain. There is no known cure, except one. My ears need to be constantly warmed, and the only known material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl. So I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons.”
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I like men like I like my coffee…
I don’t like coffee
I am totally going to use this from now on when I pick up women.
are you a major scale cause do re mi fa so la ti dayum
Are you a mix of oxygen and potassium? Cause I think you’re O K
Dwight Schrute Valentine’s cards
roses are red violets are blue sugar i want to go down on you
THESE ARE SO GOOD
THE smoothest and jazziest of pickup lines for all my fellow gays
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