are you a major scale cause do re mi fa so la ti dayum
are you from korea? because i think you’re my seoul mate
did anyone ask for soil/farming themed shitty valentine’s cards? no. did I make them anyway? you bet.
My friend told me this balloon would get me the ladies so here it goes: Are you a dinosaur? Because jurASSics beautiful!
I like men like I like my coffee…
I don’t like coffee
You don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down 😏
THE smoothest and jazziest of pickup lines for all my fellow gays
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