Baby, If I Were A Hammer, I’d Nail You Every Night.

What pickup line would you recommend to get me a girlfriend at Christmas?

How about:* Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel? - or -* Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?—Just some ideas! Hope it works outXoxo - Grace

are you a major scale cause do re mi fa so la ti dayum

My friend told me this balloon would get me the ladies so here it goes: Are you a dinosaur? Because jurASSics beautiful!

*clears throat*

Titties

Celestial Valentine’s Day Cards

Looking for a last minute Valentine’s Day card? Here are some out-of-this-world options for you:

From our solar system…

To distant galaxies…

And worlds far, far away…

Share your Valentine’s Day love with these celestial cards.

To find even more options, visit:

XO Travel Bureau: https://exoplanets.nasa.gov/galleries/exoplanet-travel-bureau/ Mars Valentine’s: http://mars.nasa.gov/free-holiday-ecard/love-valentine/ Space Place Valentine’s: http://spaceplace.nasa.gov/valentines/en/ OSIRIS-REx Valentine’s: http://www.asteroidmission.org/galleries/#collectables

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did anyone ask for soil/farming themed shitty valentine’s cards? no. did I make them anyway? you bet.

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

My flannel is made of girlfriend material, I think it would look great on you