Whatever You Want Fish!

Me: No one is hiring me

Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough

Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my contact info extra “hard” this time. I’ll make sure to touch up my resume and make it hella “hard” this time around too.

Whenever I'm Sad I Watch this and then I Smile

*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA

Reblogging because My Luck is Bad Enough as it is I’m Not adding a Generational Curse on top of that.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Mockumentary set in medieval England with no explanation as to why or how a camera crew is there

Also!

- Cuddles

- Soft Hugs before going places

-

THINGS TO ROMANTICIZE

- going 2 bed on time

- healthy romantic relationships

- eating without worrying about calories

- living alone

- non-traditional career paths

- loving yourself

- being old and happy

feel free to add on!!

i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it’’s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i’m not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i’m talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it’s literally not even that difficult and it matters so much

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

S6 WAS ONE OF THE BEST SEASONS ANIMATION WISE DONT TREAT IT LIKE TRASH!!! Plus Klance is hinted at a lot for next season

PREACH IT LIKE THE FUCKING GOSPEL

Y'KNOW WHAT, TUMBLR? YOU CAN HAVE THESE TOO! NO LONGER SHALL TWITTER AND TIKTOK HOLD THE PRIVILEGES! This is the first one. More to come shortly. It's RotTMNT but to the 2003 intro song!

Episode Title + Collector Theory

Okay so we all remember The Episode Title Name Thing for S2, which was Previously (Before 2B’s Release) theorized to be

“Seek the Key Fear the Door”

is Actually

“Seek the Key Fear the Lock”

Could the Lock in question be the Collector’s Mirror? The Collector was Locked away in the Shadow Realm for a Reason (Probably cause he’s so OP) but like yeah. It just occurred to me because this is the only thing I’ve thought about for the past 2 days.