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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

JARED???????

Turn the sound on at your own risk

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Thanks for your article on what HR shouldn't ask you. Since applying, I've seen at least one attempted to ask more than 5 of the no-no questions. What's your opinion to HR interviewers asking for your FB profile and Instagram?

Pull a Nancy Reagan on their asses and JUST SAY NO.

Seriously, denial is the best offensive there. If they don't accept "no" the first time, tell them you don't have social media profiles. If they find them and say "Isn't this you?" just answer "Nope, that's not me," and stare deep, deep into their eyes, lit with the fire of knowing you are RIGHT.

Thanks so much for reading, baby. And for anyone who hasn't read this advice yet, here's what we got:

10 Questions You Should Never Be Asked in a Job Interview

Beware These 5 (Perfectly Legal) Discriminatory Hiring Practices

Should You Trust Your Human Resources Department?

Oh this is AMAZING!!!

ALSO Wait I Just Realized Something.

NOTENRIQUE.

He would be like Somewhere in the Range of 13-15 At that point right? Would The Trollhunters even Realize that he’s a Changeling??

If they went to go get Baby Enrique from the Darklands then what would their Cover Be For Notenrique (Assuming that he’s switched over to their side by that point)?

Actually on that Note how would they Explain Baby Enrique to People Not in the Trollhunters Circle? Accidental Baby Acquisition? Adoption? Would Claire Parent Him? Would She and Jim Co-Parent??

More on the topic of Merlin being a piece of shit

Merlin did expect Jim to be a teen. He said it himself. He said he’s been off by 14 years, which would, if we assume that it’s +14 years, and not that he expected Jim to be 2 yo, which would bring our boy to 30.

30!

Can you imagine the actual difference that would have made???

A 30 yo is an adult, with formed believes and some established achievements. A 30 yo finished high school, went to college, finished college, had a job, had a long-term relationship, maybe even lived apart from his mother, basically someone who already has some sort of personal individual existence. A 30 yo is fully responsible for his decisions, or at least should be. A 30 yo has life experiences to fall back on.

A 16 yo has none of that.

And Merlin understands that. Merlin makes a choice for him, knowing full well that this child with anxiety and issues and a protector complex will do as planned if the pressure is applied in all the right places. Which is exactly what he did.

Honestly, I need a fic where James Lake Jr, a 30 yo man who works at a local high cuisine restaurant and also is part-time Home Ec teacher at Arcadia High who, on the way to school in the morning discovers the amulet.

I need his gf, who he lives with, the leading actress of the town’s troupe, to be strangely concerned for him picking glowing stuff on the street.

I need his best friend, the headliner of the Arcadia Radio Station, to be convinced that Maybe We Should Not Talk About This On The Radio.

I want Jim in the teacher’s lounge at 10 am drinking bad coffee and making fun of Strickler cause “Man, you must really age well, since you look EXACTLY the same as you did when you taught me history. You are what, sixty now?”

I want Barbara, the head of the clinic, asking Jim over dinner if he is ever going to marry that girl, because it looks like the two of them are pretty damn ready for that. She is not asking for grandchildren, that’s their deal, but it’s been a while since she has been to a nice wedding.

And most importantly, I want Jim to look Merlin in the eye and tell him to fuck off.

I NEED

I just realised that I have made a mistake

Teachers care more if you use Wikipedia as a source than if you’re getting bullied.

This is a whole other level of fucked up

“Hey lgbt+ Tanzanians on Twitter or any other social medias please be careful change your location, go on private, Don’t trust people with your location, block the creepy accounts that you don’t know, do what you gotta do this is really scary. Be careful”

-  Afro-faggot 🐬‏

Tanzania forms surveillance squad to identify gays on social media and arrest them

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