Salutations!

your f/o having a crush on you but they’re the worst at hiding it .. always perking up at the mention of your name , getting you gifts and paying for your food , offering to take trips with you and do things for you , rambling on and on about you with their friends with the sweetest smile and flushed face , always stuck to your side whenever you’re around .. and somehow , it’s obvious to everyone but you ;3

Your f/o would never find you annoying. Asking to hang out? They'd love to make time for you. In a silly, lighthearted mood? They don't shame you. Opening up about your feelings? They'll give you that support. Your f/o will never view you or who you are as irritating, annoying, or bothersome.

robot and AI f/o havers imagine your F/O(s) nearly short-circuiting bc you gave them a lil kiss

You are your f/o's first choice.

Just saw Transformers One with my brother, I feel like my guts were ripped out and replaced with something else

People can say whatever they want, I loved it.

i want to FLUSTER that man. i want to make him BLUSH. i want to make him feel VULNERABLE AROUND ME. i want to make him WEAK IN THE KNEES. i want to kiss him

btw ur allowed to take ur selfship as seriously or as unseriously as u like. as long as it’s good for u and it makes u happy, u can do whatever u want. it’s not “too much” <3

Imagine your f/o reassuring you of how appreciated you are.

"You are loved by many, my dear, but especially me." They smile, kissing your nose. "And I'll make sure you never forget how much love you deserve and how cared for you truly are."

Self-inserts are a form of self-love. What’s a better self-confidence boost than saying “If I were in my favorite series, I would look SO COOL and all my blorbos would be MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME and I would have AWESOME POWERS and I would have the BEST BACKSTORY and the fandom would ADORE ME.”