Just Saw Transformers One With My Brother, I Feel Like My Guts Were Ripped Out And Replaced With Something

Imagine your F/O being really, truly infatuated with the way you look. Of course, you have plenty of other traits they adore and admire, but they would be lying if they said they didn’t find you the most beautiful person they’ve ever laid eyes on. They could write endless poetry about how your eyes sparkle, how your smile makes them weak at the knees, how angelic you look even when you’re just standing there. They’ll always feel like the luckiest person in the world for having been chosen by you.

Self-inserts are a form of self-love. What’s a better self-confidence boost than saying “If I were in my favorite series, I would look SO COOL and all my blorbos would be MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME and I would have AWESOME POWERS and I would have the BEST BACKSTORY and the fandom would ADORE ME.”

imagine your f/o being the one to fall first. imagine them being lovesick over YOU! every conversation ends on the subject of you with them, and they find ways to see you as much as they can.

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this is a reminder for selfshippers that its okay to make your f/os obsessed with you. so true they WOULD think about you all the time. so true they WOULD bring you up in every conversation. the world could be ending and your f/o would only mourn not getting to give you enough affection

your f/o loves you sooooo much oh my god. Your f/o is like. actually obsessed with you? it’s peak romance. it’s awesome

your f/o totally has a soft spot for you! they prioritize you over anything else, they adore you and most definitely melt whenever they see you around ♡ plus, whether they happily admit it or not, there’s no denying just how much you stun them when you walk into the room. how dazed they are when you smile at them. how quick they are to lose their composure because of you. their loved ones might tease them about how easily you seem to make them swoon, which is pretty embarrassing, but they can’t help it – it’s true!

if they’re calm and relaxed or already easily flustered from the get go, whatever, you just.. affect them somehow. their heart skips a beat and wheww, they’d do anything for you! trust me.

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I hope you dream with your f/o tonight

imagine kissing your touch starved f/o for the first time. maybe they melt into your touch, or they kiss against you harder because they don’t want you to pull away. 

imagine how they sheepishly ask you for more kisses because they liked it so much and want more.

Happy Halloween!!

How are you spending it with your f/o? Do you stay indoors and watch movies, maybe wait for trick or treaters to come so you can hand out candy together? Or maybe you’re out and about, at a party or just on the hunt for candy!

Maybe you’re in the mood for scares - why not bring them to a haunted house to see them get spooked? All in the spirit of the season of course ;)

Whatever way you choose to spend it, it’ll be lots of fun I’m sure.

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