He Living With Da Penguins That Colonized Da Boat

I’ve gotta say that Moana 2 is probably not a cinematic masterpiece but holy shit.

1. Namedropping fanfiction is absolutely insane. Like I could maybe forgive that Maui stan but having him say fanfiction? What the fuck Disney???

2. That part where her sister says “don’t leave me” breaks me even though there is no reason to care about her as a character. That one line kills me. They cannot be making one dimensional characters like that and then give them the perfect separation anxiety trauma like this?????

Also yeah I know the movie’s been out for like a month.

I wish I had family photos where I got to stand on someone's head. No, I only got fancy clothes and fucking high heels (meltdown food yayyyy) and camera flashes.

100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "Here there be dragons. However, over here there be ___."

Elemental Masters of Spinjitsu

*mic drop*

*checks to see if I've reblogged this before* ehhhh never mind. also the last one is the superior way to sleep. if you catch me on the floor not curled up in the fetal position i'm dead.

Skyward Sword

ZZZZZ

Silly Game Time: A vampire hunter and a master chef are seated next to each other for a train ride. What do you think they'll talk about to pass the time?

The fact that today is International Penguin Day. And then recite all 18 species of penguin.

That feeling when it’s Sunday and you already know the week’s going to be an absolute shitfest.

Captain, it’s Wednesday

reference under the cut

@aaa-batteryy I had no idea other people watched House. Mind blown. And not because my neurons are fried.

You've infected me with a new blorbo. Im going to be so normal about House (blatant lie).

I blame you for this. Thank you.

YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! i will accept the blame eagerly and with great pride

pumpkin soup stories

I went crazy with a prompt by @palmolli so now there's another 1k worth of fic sitting on the internet under my name.

Words: 1,083

Characters: Wild, Sun, the Chain

Summary: The Chain find themselves in Skyloft for the first time and Wild realizes he might have a lot more in common with Sun than anyone could have imagined.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64352950

Waittt this makes so much sense lol

I wasn’t going to say anything but people keep bringing it up so listen. LISTEN.

THIS IS NOT CENSORED OOCCA. IT’S HOW SKY IS PICTURING IT FROM TWILIGHT’S DESCRIPTION.

This is Sky imagining what Twilight is describing.

Of course it doesn’t look exactly like an Oocca, Sky has only Twilight’s vague description to go off of. Twilight says it’s got a bird body like a cucco, and a longer neck and a person head. That’s it. That’s probably what I would picture too if I didn’t know what the Oocca look like! You wouldn’t know they have... uh, you know. Everything else. Because Twilight didn’t mention it.

And if you look at an actual picture of an Oocca too, you can see the one Sky is picturing is missing other details too; the facial structure is more masculine, the nose is too big and it appears to have actual eyebrows, and it’s got cheekbones too. They’re not supposed to be the same. It’s just Sky’s weird mental image of what Twilight told him.

okay thank you mild rant over

I would like to mention the rito and their exceptional oxritocin.

*doubles over wheezing at my own joke*

I could do this for hours just watch me

when Ganondorf exercises…

does he get…

Ganondorfins?

yk, like endorphins?

lol my sense of humor is so messed up 😅