@aaa-batteryy I Had No Idea Other People Watched House. Mind Blown. And Not Because My Neurons Are Fried.

Stuffed animal penguins for the win!!!!!

Okay I liked all the suggestions, but I think I like a stuffed penguin the best for IAU Warriors when he’s a kiddo (though I think he also has the other ones, the penguin is just the go-to)

And because I’ve been drawing lately, here’s doodles

Silly Game Time: Y'know what this world needs? More giant statues (I'm talking 300 feet or 91.5 meters in height) that depict people joyfully playing musical instruments. So I've decided that a bunch of them shall be raised across the globe next Thursday!

Or, like, Friday at the latest.

You get to pick where one will go! Also what the instrument being played will be, if you like. No exceptions, no restrictions.

Hell yeah let's get one up in my school's soccer field because I never want to do the 12-minute run ever again (lol). In terms of instrument I'll choose voice (hard rock screaming to be exact) because that's how I feel at the moment after bombing a French speaking test. I have so much respect for people who actually play instruments. Thanks for the ask!

Hey @aaa-batteryy ik the ao3 author curse got to you (come to think of it I definitely also got destroyed by it lol) so what if I wrote qpr zelink yuri superhero au angst and hurt/comfort and fluff?

thank you to @aaa-batteryy for convincing me to write qpr zelink yuri angst. reblog/like/scream at me via internet if you’d also be interested.

warriors: if i can't see the problem it doesn't exist

warriors: *sobbing with scarf over his head*

wind: i see the problem. it exists.

wars deserves to cuddle with his scarf, bro needs therapy

Wars can't remove himself from his environment so he blocks his environment out.

Wind refuses to let himself be blocked out, even when the captain needs a minute to himself lol.

Crying to a mcd fic at 1:30am on a school night is an essential part of the ao3 experience and you cannot convince me otherwise

The empty ‘im so tired’ look in Sky’s eyes is killing me

☀️ Sunshine 🌩

Ooh I need to actually get myself one of those Minecraft Happy Meal toys (siblings stole all 3 of them and I can't get them back). Can't drive but the subway system here is actually goated (look at me using slang I'm so proud of myself) so that's always an option.

Thanks for inviting me @i-love-zelda-16!

Tagging (no pressure) @aaa-batteryy @palmolli @anicomicqueen and anyone who wants to get a MINECRAFT TOY!!!

Chicken nugget Happy Meals are superior and you cannot change my mind.

HIGHLY recommend stealing a tumblr mutual for a day like hehe lemme drive you around and we can be silly all day and you’re stuck with me in my car :3

ngl I thought he was half-buried lmao

Tfw a goofy guy pops out of your shadow

I’d like to imagine that every Zelda game save file is just an alternate universe. So like there’s Tears of the Kingdom and in some universes (speedrunners) Link is a being capable of burning down the fabric of reality and reinventing physics because it’s a normal Tuesday and he will not let another incarnation of the same fucking dude he spent killed to save Zelda hurt her again. And then there’s an alternate universe where he sees a gloom hand for the first time and goes screw courage and yeets himself off Akkala Citadel Ruins and paraglides away as fast as humanly possible.

Yeah that second alternate universe is mine. I am never approaching one of those again. I didn’t even fight that thing and I am still terrified. I just saw the red sky and bolted for my life.

Link in canon: eldritch dumbass capable of terrifying physics-noping and saving zelda in however short the speedrun time has gotten

Link in fanon: huh getting an arm burned off hurts

I LOVE IT!!!!!

mmmrrrmm gloomed arm headcanons