Someone Remind Me To Read These In About 6 Hours After I’ve Already Decided To Give Up On My Homework,

I needed this headcanon on a miserable Monday morning. Here, have your soul back. Your headcanons are now canon to me.

might be going crazy or something...

Warriors is sometimes depicted as a cocky flirt, which, as an aromantic person, I'm guilty of jokingly flirting with strangers on the internet, but ANYWAYS... I genuinely don't think he's like... a romantical if you catch my jist. Yes, he flirts, but as a way of empty flattery, and he doesn't seem to want anything to come out of it whatsoever.

In one of jojo's early sketches of the chain, he refers to marriage as "shackles" when Time shows off his wedding ring. In another sketch, he actively hides from a woman in a tavern. So what I'm getting at here is underneath all of that confident, flirtatious energy... he's scared. He doesn't want a relationship. He doesn't dream of settling down, like a lot of the chain, but he has different reasons for thinking that way.

Cia.

Warriors literally had a stalker. Straight up. She waged war to get in his pants. That's... eugh. She locked him in a room full of pictures that she took of him. Statues of him, everywhere. Just imagine the stress. He was like what? Seventeen? He was ALREADY a child soldier with hundreds of people counting on him. No wonder he refers to marriage as "shackles". Also, the guilt? A lot of victims blame themselves, I don't doubt Warriors was one of them, especially because she started a war over it that killed hundreds of soldiers. He would feel like that's his fault. You can see from how he treats the chain that he really does care about people. He's not just "haha cocky flirt boy". He probably had so many sleepless nights just blaming himself for the deaths of his soldiers.

WOULD ANYBODY WANT A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP AFTER EXPERIENCING THAT!?!?!

I'm aro, but I'm gonna go ahead and say no.

not me getting overly emotional over a fictional character. Cough.

@aaa-batteryy thank you for reminding me that i did indeed put this on the internet. if i ever dox myself please tell me to take down the post.

anyone else get imposter syndrome about having sensory issues? like the thought that goes something like 'oh i can't possibly have sensory issues this is a normal reaction to a bad smell/light/texture/sound' and shit like that? well i have the perfect solution!!!

get a sibling. they'll trigger every possible wrong thing in the world all at once and when you ask them to stop chewing with their mouth open THEY'LL DO IT LOUDER!!! AND YOU'LL GET CALLED TOO SENSITIVE!!!

you'd never guess it but the 'sens' in sensitive is the same as the one in 'sensitive issues'

pov it's 15 days before my ap bio test and 17 days before my ap css test. guess how much i've studied for either of them.

hint: if you add up all of the time, you get 0

One side of my head is sopping wet and the other side is bone dry what the fuck was that aim @aaa-batteryy

highly recommend the ice bucket challenge

@aaa-batteryy I had no idea other people watched House. Mind blown. And not because my neurons are fried.

You've infected me with a new blorbo. Im going to be so normal about House (blatant lie).

I blame you for this. Thank you.

YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! i will accept the blame eagerly and with great pride

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um. my gender is dead penguin I suppose. actually never mind that checks out.

(not going to tag people specifically because I'm pretty sure I've just been spamming my moots with these so this is open to anyone!)

tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

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@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs

reading my whumptober stuff almost 6 months later and holy shit it’s like reading any other average fic on ao3. like the plot is meh the characterization is meh the GRAMMAR AND RUN ON SENTENCES are meh. dear ao3 gods please let my recent works be better than what i was posting back in october.

Hmm the idea of waking up tomorrow (today) and having to deal with school is scary. I guess I’ll just read fic.

@aaa-batteryy welcome to the fandom

back on my bullshit

The hand on Hyrule’s shoulder did it for me. HOLYSHITIFRICKINGLOVETHISSOMUCHHELPME

Fan Joy July - Day 26

What's the Opposite of Tunnel Vision? By @enjolras-out is freaking - RAAAAAAAHH

SO good. SO TENSE! Lots of whump and ooohhh wild throwing Hyrule out of the way and taking the damage himself?! SELF SACRIFICE BELOVED.

Read this if you love whump!! Mind the tags🥰🥰