No, Time, Bring Your Dog To Work Day Was Next Week. Huh? What Did You Say?

But what if… REVALI’S GALE + BULLET TIME + BOMB ARROW SPAM

find a man who's love language is also an obsession with blowing things up

Can someone remind me about this after AP season is over? I want to write something. Like I’m serious please can someone spam me to write at least a oneshot for this after May 7th?

Do ya'll think this will have any psychological consequences or it'll just be another thing that happened to Lloyd once that's never brought up again

Laryngitis is fun I swear

It seems I have caught my annual cold. Technically it isn’t bad at all but holy shit I hate this so much.

idk about ganondorf but im pretty sure the zora don’t get depression cuz they have high zoratonin

when Ganondorf exercises…

does he get…

Ganondorfins?

yk, like endorphins?

lol my sense of humor is so messed up 😅

아이 풑 마이 트러스트 인 유

추시드 엣 팔 앳 아이 캔 고

벝 폴 올 디스 뎃 온리 원 팅 유 수드 노우

Imagine being caught up I’m still literal days behind. It took me like 30 mins to realize that the entire internet can technically see this and we look absolutely insane.

이트 스타르트스 윗 원 팅

아이 돈트 노 와이

이트 도신트 이번 마터 하우 핟 유 트라이

킾 닫 인 마인드 아이 디사인드 디스 라임 투 어스프라인 인 두 타임

알 아이 노

타임 이스 애 발유벌 팅

왓 잍 프라이 바이 아스 더 펀듀럼 스윈그스

왓 잍 카운트 다운 틸 더 엔드 업 더 다이

더 크럭 틱스 라입프 어워이

Silly Game Time: Tell us all a dumb joke! If English isn't your first language, feel free to tell us one in your first language! (I'd almost prefer that, in fact.)

Ooh this one might lean more into riddle territory but I thought it was hilarious as a kid.

How do you get out of a room with a window and a mirror but no exit?

*deep breath*

Youopenthewindowyouseewhatyousawyoutakethatsawyoucutthemirrorinhalftwohalvesmakeawholeyoujumpoutthehole (pronounced exactly how it looks).

one does not simply call me out like this with botw and giant fucking red letters. well played, well played.

water and fish. fire and wood. sky and birds. i can do this all day

Botw doggos mention???

Thank you @aaa-batteryy. If not for you flooding my tumblr with everything pjsk under the sun I would never have seen this gem. I would have lived my life without forever wondering if Kanade was actually playing minecraft or if this was just photoshopped. And no this doesn’t mean I’ll start playing.

guys its ok.

shes gaming actually

This headcanon is now canon to me.

Captain isn't that high of a rank, so there would be quite a few people in the military that would outrank Warriors.

However, I also like to think being a Hero is sort of a rank on its own when it's needed. During a war for example, being the Hero (as a rank) would give Warriors more privileges and he isn't just a captain. If there isn't a pressing conflict, then Warriors is just a captain. Just some dude.

I'm definitely just sort making this up but I am trying to blend his somewhat lowly rank and with being a Hero, which is kind of important in Hyrule.