Bro how
Woah 😍
what makes them think they have the right
The neurodivergent urge to do this
ITS REAL
i had a dream that you were a youtuber but you swore off making any content unless all your followers pay you a dollar and one penny every day
SPREAD IT LIKE EXPECTING PARENTS SPREAD WILDFIRE THRU CALIFORNIA
@hannahmichelledraws
recreated the @pukicho tax evasion sweater if anyone is interested
I have never related to Alex more in my life
Sam: [whispering to Alex] Just tell him, “you have beautiful eyes”.
Alex: That’s good! Great idea! [to Magnus, confidently] I have beautiful eyes.
Magnus: Aah… yeah. Okay, sure. They’re… they’re nice.
Sam: [whispering to Alex] No! HIS eyes! HIS eyes!
Alex: Oh, right! Yeah! [turns to Magnus] Your eyes. Your eyes are great. Not mine. I mean, you know, mine are okay. But yours, I- I bet you see right through them.
Sam: [facepalms]
Ayo whaddup shawties just got my license a few weeks ago. Im ace now.
Middle school: ew what is sex, that sounds gross I could never fuck someone
Highschool: FUCK WHY IS EVERYONE HOT LIKE GODDAMN HES HOT SHES HOT I WANNA MAKEOUT WITH ALEX FIERRO EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESNT EXIST WHAT THE FUCK.
Are we just ignoring the very first documented “Florida Man” absurdity
The Pink Mess of Goose Creek Lagoon
aka my first documented appearance