Recreated The @pukicho Tax Evasion Sweater If Anyone Is Interested

Me when I sip my tea and it’s too fucking hot

ETERNAL DAMNATION

We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

Holy hell this is so cool. Thank you Nickelodeon for standing with our black neighbors and family and friends who deserve their rights just as much as the rest of us.

For anyone who doesn't live with children or watch cartoons on a regular basis, Nickelodeon went off the air for 8 minutes and 46 seconds today. During that time, instead of playing shows or commercials, there was a Nickelodeon orange background with scrolling and repeating messages about racial equality, the right to education, and the right to be safe from harm and hatred.

For those who aren't aware, as I wasn't until I googled it, 8 minutes and 46 seconds was the exact amount of time that George Floyd was pinned on the ground.

There's nothing subtle about this and I'm just. Shocked. In a good way of course, I've just never seen this sort of rallying behind a race-based social movement.

OH IT TOOK ME A SEC BUT OH.

First reason why Kirby would make a good top surgeon

(Terfs/transmeds do not interact)

KEVIN

Yknow, that’s fair

Technically. They are called the Virginia Opossum.

mercury is in reverse cowgirl again

I would just like to conclude that they threw a box of wipes up, knocked the ball down, and then got the box stuck for about a minute before it fell from the sky with vengeance

Local dumbasses considering how to fix their mistake

This is in my gym class today and I could not stop laughing

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you